It seems that John Edwards has come up with a new way to raise campaign contribultions! I usually dont read these letters and they just head for the bit bucket, but the from attracted my attention, so I did. It seems Great Uncle Cody has left me a rich man if I can only send some money to John Edward. From: john edward john edward [info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru] Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 1:58 PM To: info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru Subject: Attention To Dr. Guy Relative's {Re...
It seems that John Edwards has come up with a new way to raise campaign contribultions! I usually dont read these letters and they just head for the bit bucket, but the from attracted my attention, so I did. It seems Great Uncle Cody has left me a rich man if I can only send some money to John Edward. From: john edward john edward [info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru] Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 1:58 PM To: info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru Subject: Attention To Dr. Guy Relative's {Re...
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