"Hot Air Balloon Experts Say Safety Should Be First"--headline, KESQ-TV Web site (Palm Springs, Calif.), Dec. 21

Not getting in one should be first, then safety is not needed!

"Wisconsin Study: Teens Play It Safe but Still Take Risks"--headline, WAOW-TV Web site (Wausau, Wis.), Dec. 21

Well, I guess the study is right.  And wrong.

"Moose Captured After Son Plays Saxophone"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 20

That's a talented Moose son!

"India to Count Tigers With Computers"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 21

That should not take long.  I dont know of any tigers with computers!

"Lawyers: Don't Let Doctors Perform Executions"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Dec. 21

Lawyes are so much better at it, and have a strong Union to boot!

"WHO Wants China Bird Flu Samples"--headline, CNN.com Dec. 23

Not me!