Missouri wants to Secede. Join the UK

That is Not University of Kentucky, Tova.

Published on January 9, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

Sen. Bill Alter wants to band the sale of cold beer, because, as he explains, the only reason people buy it is so they can pop the top as soon as leaving the store. Never mind that it would take a couple of hours to cool it down! Nope, he wants Missourians to start drinking Luke Warm Beer!

Well, I have had the misfortune of drinking luke warm Beer. Indeed it was nasty as weasel piss! But one thing I learned living in Europe. Germans thumb their noses at the British because the British like their beer that way! Guess I get my taste for the suds from Germany, not England!

I guess they can Join the UK. Just dont export their luke warm beer to the other 49 states! Please!

Comments

singrdave

on Jan 09, 2006

The only reason people buy it is so they can pop the top as soon as leaving the store.

By selling hot french fries we're encouraging the consumption of meals inside the fast-food restaurants rather while driving home using our knees to steer.

Dr Guy

on Jan 10, 2006

By selling hot french fries we're encouraging the consumption of meals inside the fast-food restaurants rather while driving home using our knees to steer.

Yea, my knees suck steering!

MasonM

on Jan 10, 2006

Hmm, so basically this guy has no good ideas but still wants to appear to be doing his job.

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