It just was not in the US. And it was not by Fox News Network And the man shot the fox first, so it was self defense! But it Happened!

It just was not in the US. And it was not by Fox News Network And the man shot the fox first, so it was self defense! But it Happened!

Well, it is a different way to answer a phone.

Well, it is a different way to answer a phone.

"Mercury Drops, Revives Cold Wave"--headline, Times of India, Jan. 22 WOW!  And I thought it was the other way around - a cold wave causes the mercury to drop "Uranus Factory Outlet LIVES!"--headline, OnMilwaukee.com, Jan. 12 Creature from the black cesspool? "Stars Shoot Down Ducks"--headline, National Post (Canada), Jan. 22 This one is not Dick Cheney's fault. "State Officials Travel to China to Sell Georgia"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Jan. 21 Nothing go...

"Mercury Drops, Revives Cold Wave"--headline, Times of India, Jan. 22 WOW!  And I thought it was the other way around - a cold wave causes the mercury to drop "Uranus Factory Outlet LIVES!"--headline, OnMilwaukee.com, Jan. 12 Creature from the black cesspool? "Stars Shoot Down Ducks"--headline, National Post (Canada), Jan. 22 This one is not Dick Cheney's fault. "State Officials Travel to China to Sell Georgia"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Jan. 21 Nothing go...

"Lawmakers to Consider Spanking Ban"--headline, WCVB-TV Web site (Boston), Nov. 27  They are tired of getting them no doubt. "Flea's Home Destroyed by Wildfire"--headline, KXAS-TV Web site (Dallas), Nov. 26   No more Flea Circus " 'Law & Order' Returns Wednesday"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 4  Until then, every one for themself! "Turkey Shoots at Jones Hunting Preserve"--headline, "Today's Events," Kingsport (Tenn.) Times-News Web site  Tha...

"Lawmakers to Consider Spanking Ban"--headline, WCVB-TV Web site (Boston), Nov. 27  They are tired of getting them no doubt. "Flea's Home Destroyed by Wildfire"--headline, KXAS-TV Web site (Dallas), Nov. 26   No more Flea Circus " 'Law & Order' Returns Wednesday"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 4  Until then, every one for themself! "Turkey Shoots at Jones Hunting Preserve"--headline, "Today's Events," Kingsport (Tenn.) Times-News Web site  Tha...

"School Might Drop 'Chrysler' "--headline, Detroit News, Nov. 6 Testing the theory of gravity? "Calif. Court Considers Marijuana Use"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 Probably improve their rulings. "Extra Weight Said Won't Raise Death Risk"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 I guess even skinny people die. "Scientists Discover Planet Orbiting Star"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 Earth rediscovered. "Paul McCartney Spied With Another Woman"--headline,...

"School Might Drop 'Chrysler' "--headline, Detroit News, Nov. 6 Testing the theory of gravity? "Calif. Court Considers Marijuana Use"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 Probably improve their rulings. "Extra Weight Said Won't Raise Death Risk"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 I guess even skinny people die. "Scientists Discover Planet Orbiting Star"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 6 Earth rediscovered. "Paul McCartney Spied With Another Woman"--headline,...

"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14 We have to pass law like the chinese and outlaw re-incarnation. "Pigs Used to Increase Water Flow in Cartersville"--headline, Daily Tribune (Cartersville, Ga.), Oct. 14 Customers complain about yellow color of water. "AP IMPACT: Calif. Water Is Getting Worse"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12 Must be using the pigs to increase the flow. "Australian Man Survives Nine-Stor...

"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14 We have to pass law like the chinese and outlaw re-incarnation. "Pigs Used to Increase Water Flow in Cartersville"--headline, Daily Tribune (Cartersville, Ga.), Oct. 14 Customers complain about yellow color of water. "AP IMPACT: Calif. Water Is Getting Worse"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12 Must be using the pigs to increase the flow. "Australian Man Survives Nine-Stor...

"Local Man to Reproduce, Sell Texaco Fire Hats"--headline, Grand Rapids (Mich.) Press, Sept. 24 Hermaphrodite! "New Xerox Products Promise Deep Cuts"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 24 Are they being sold to the federal government? "Firefighters Practice on Airplane"--headline, Tallahassee (Fla.) Democrat, Sept. 25 Fire at 30,000 feet! "Amputated Leg Found in Second-Hand Smoker"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 26 Well, they do claim second hand s...

"Local Man to Reproduce, Sell Texaco Fire Hats"--headline, Grand Rapids (Mich.) Press, Sept. 24 Hermaphrodite! "New Xerox Products Promise Deep Cuts"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 24 Are they being sold to the federal government? "Firefighters Practice on Airplane"--headline, Tallahassee (Fla.) Democrat, Sept. 25 Fire at 30,000 feet! "Amputated Leg Found in Second-Hand Smoker"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 26 Well, they do claim second hand s...

This story was passed to me by a friend.  The story is good enough and I am sure some Ad guy has a beet red face.  But the comments are priceless (well, most of them - ignore Jerome). And provide a stark contrast to a recent episode involving another religion and a name. Read the comments and enjoy!  But please dont drink while reading them.  Your monitor does not need a coffee bath. LOL