Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird Headlines

Published on January 9, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Cyclical Vomiting: Not Just for Children"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 28

No, Lance Armstrong is entitled to it as well!

"Would-Be Suicide Bombers Blown Up in Afghanistan"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 29

If he blows himself up, isn't he still a Suiicide Bomber? He just did nto get any innocent people.

"Study: Guppies Have Menopause, Too"--headline, LiveScience.com, Dec. 29

Moral, dont mess with female Guppies having hot flashes!

"Scientists Lift Malaria's Invisible Cloak"--headline, United Press International, Dec. 29

If it was invisible, why did they need to lift it?

"Meeting on Open Meetings Is Closed"--headline, (Tucson) Arizona Daily Star, Dec. 29

Will the meeting on Closed meetings be open?

"Pentagon to Kill F-35 Back-Up Engine-Consultant"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 29

The Pentagon is getting tough on waste! Screw them now, and you are dead!

"Viking Women Destroy Upper Iowa"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Dec. 29

If the women did that, just think what the men would do to Ohio!

Comments

BlueDev

on Jan 09, 2006

"Scientists Lift Malaria's Invisible Cloak"

I wonder how Malaria feels about that. I would feel a bit violated.

Dr Guy

on Jan 09, 2006

wonder how Malaria feels about that. I would feel a bit violated.

maybe Malaria and the Emperor have the same tailor?

Trudygolightly

on Jan 09, 2006

I wonder if the Viking women that destroyed Upper Iowa had anything to do with
lifting that invisible cloak....?? and is malaria aware of it?

and too bad that would be suicide bombers plans were foiled......

, good ones Doc!

Dr Guy

on Jan 09, 2006

I wonder if the Viking women that destroyed Upper Iowa had anything to do with
lifting that invisible cloak....?? and is malaria aware of it?

You doing that blog lines again! !

I am glad I am not there!

MasonM

on Jan 09, 2006

"Would-Be Suicide Bombers Blown Up in Afghanistan"

I thought they always blew themselves up. Isn't that kinda the point?

"Meeting on Open Meetings Is Closed"

They must have some great laughs (or a lot of drinks) writing this headline.

"Pentagon to Kill F-35 Back-Up Engine-Consultant

Holy crap, those government contracts are getting pretty strict!

Patriots

on Jan 10, 2006

"Study: Guppies Have Menopause, Too"--headline, LiveScience.com, Dec. 29

Wonder how they tested to find out this study

Dr Guy

on Jan 10, 2006

They must have some great laughs (or a lot of drinks) writing this headline.

I think the editors probably did with that one!

I thought they always blew themselves up. Isn't that kinda the point?

Yea, so I guess that is a dog bites man one!

Dr Guy

on Jan 10, 2006

"Study: Guppies Have Menopause, Too"--headline, LiveScience.com, Dec. 29

Wonder how they tested to find out this study

That is an interesting question!

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