And I bring you....Fire!
Yep! The new year is but 2 weeks old and I have toasted more systems than you will ever own! Yep! It is all my fault! And I pulled their sorry arses out of the hell fire!
Documentation does not matter. Diagnostics do not matter! Just your opinion! And if you are wrong? DOnt sweat it! You got me to blame, even when I have documentable proof you are a jerk and arse hole!
So dont worry, be happy! Your record is safe! You still have never made a mistake!
Did I forget to call you God?