"Ford VP: 'Change or Die' "--headline, Detroit News, Jan. 5

Damn, that is a tough work environment!

"Turkey Says Dead Boy Had Bird Flu"--headline, CNN.com, Jan. 4

I guess Turkeys are experts on Bird Flu.

"Central Fla. Doctors See Spike in Cases of Sore Throats"--headline, WKMG-TV Web site (Orlando), Jan. 5

Kids wil swallow anything these days.

"12-Year-Old Tina Enjoys Being a Girl"--headline, Arizona Republic, Jan. 4

Well, she could have been a boy named Sue!

"C. Florida Bar Brawl Turns Violent"--headline, Florida Today, Jan. 6

Central Florida Bar Brawls are usually not violent?

"County Appoints King Following Pope Resignation"--headline, Clarion (Pa.) News, Jan. 4

That County has some heavy hitters living there!

"Pets Losing Battle of the Bulge?"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 6

Must be the German Shepards.

"WHO Downplays Bird Flu Fears in Turkey" --Headline, Foxnews, Jan 11

Not me!