"Anger Disorder More Common Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, June 6 There must be a lot of unthinking people out there. "Canal-Scum Solution Still Cloudy"--headline, Indianapolis Star, June 5 Maybe if they got rid of the scum, it would be clearer? "Endless Possibilities for Recycling Experts"--headline, Coventry (England) Evening Telegraph, June 5 Is one possibilty to turn them into real workers? "Residents Debate Windmills on Great Lakes"--headline, Associated Press, ...
"Anger Disorder More Common Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, June 6 There must be a lot of unthinking people out there. "Canal-Scum Solution Still Cloudy"--headline, Indianapolis Star, June 5 Maybe if they got rid of the scum, it would be clearer? "Endless Possibilities for Recycling Experts"--headline, Coventry (England) Evening Telegraph, June 5 Is one possibilty to turn them into real workers? "Residents Debate Windmills on Great Lakes"--headline, Associated Press, ...
"Sting Led to Canada Terrorism Arrests"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5 I think he should stick to singing and leave that to real police. "Islamic Militia Says It Takes Somalia's Capital"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5 Shows how bad they are. Hillary Clinton says it only takes a village. "Sellers of Fake Immigration Documents Dismiss Calls for New IDs"--headline, Associated Press, June 2 New fake IDs? "Networking: Y2K Hangover Finally Ending?"--headline, United Press I...
"Sting Led to Canada Terrorism Arrests"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5 I think he should stick to singing and leave that to real police. "Islamic Militia Says It Takes Somalia's Capital"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5 Shows how bad they are. Hillary Clinton says it only takes a village. "Sellers of Fake Immigration Documents Dismiss Calls for New IDs"--headline, Associated Press, June 2 New fake IDs? "Networking: Y2K Hangover Finally Ending?"--headline, United Press I...
"Indonesia Begins Slaughtering Poultry"--headline, Associated Press, June 1 They were eating live ones before? "Attorney General Wins Round in Poultry Suit"--headline, Associated Press, May 31 A harris tweed would probably have gotten more respect. "Dean to Enter Plea in Leg-Biting Case"--headline, Associated Press, May 26 The scremer is now a biter? "Bush: Security Council Could Loom for Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 1 Guess Iran is running out of Persi...
"Indonesia Begins Slaughtering Poultry"--headline, Associated Press, June 1 They were eating live ones before? "Attorney General Wins Round in Poultry Suit"--headline, Associated Press, May 31 A harris tweed would probably have gotten more respect. "Dean to Enter Plea in Leg-Biting Case"--headline, Associated Press, May 26 The scremer is now a biter? "Bush: Security Council Could Loom for Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 1 Guess Iran is running out of Persi...
"A Warmer World May, or May Not, Be Wetter"--headline, USA Today, May 30 I heard it may or may not be drier too. "Dollar Falls Amid Speculation of Snow Replacement"--headline, MarketWatch.com, May 30 Would that be rain or hail? "Venus Plots Path Back Into Top 10"--headline, Reuters, May 29 Since there are only 9 planets, aren't they all in the top 10? "Ancient rock art may depict supernova" -- Headline, CNN, June 5 Was that before Classical rock? "Butt Police ...
"A Warmer World May, or May Not, Be Wetter"--headline, USA Today, May 30 I heard it may or may not be drier too. "Dollar Falls Amid Speculation of Snow Replacement"--headline, MarketWatch.com, May 30 Would that be rain or hail? "Venus Plots Path Back Into Top 10"--headline, Reuters, May 29 Since there are only 9 planets, aren't they all in the top 10? "Ancient rock art may depict supernova" -- Headline, CNN, June 5 Was that before Classical rock? "Butt Police ...
"Teens' Heavy Cellphone Use Could Signal Unhappiness, Study Finds"--headline, Los Angeles Times, May 24 Or it could signal good signals. "80% of Little Ones Glued to TV"--headline, Washington Times, May 25 I hope they used Elmers and not Epoxy. "Law Professor Sale Says Enron Verdict Sends Warning"--headline, press release, University of Iowa, May 25 A little late to be selling Enron. "Snow Likely to Leave in June: Sources"--headline, Reuters, May 25 I am glad I do...
"Teens' Heavy Cellphone Use Could Signal Unhappiness, Study Finds"--headline, Los Angeles Times, May 24 Or it could signal good signals. "80% of Little Ones Glued to TV"--headline, Washington Times, May 25 I hope they used Elmers and not Epoxy. "Law Professor Sale Says Enron Verdict Sends Warning"--headline, press release, University of Iowa, May 25 A little late to be selling Enron. "Snow Likely to Leave in June: Sources"--headline, Reuters, May 25 I am glad I do...
"Man Critical After Losing Control of Scooter"--headline, News Journal (Wilmington, Del.), May 22 I would be more than critical. I would be cussing! "Firm Recalls Salads in Utah"--headline, Deseret News (Salt Lake City), May 23 Now wait a minute. I know caffeine is out for Mormons, but when did they ban salads? "Panel: Legislators Shouldn't Work Drunk"--headline, Associated Press, May 22 They dont work sober either. "Hicks Could Factor Big in Alabama Primary...
"Man Critical After Losing Control of Scooter"--headline, News Journal (Wilmington, Del.), May 22 I would be more than critical. I would be cussing! "Firm Recalls Salads in Utah"--headline, Deseret News (Salt Lake City), May 23 Now wait a minute. I know caffeine is out for Mormons, but when did they ban salads? "Panel: Legislators Shouldn't Work Drunk"--headline, Associated Press, May 22 They dont work sober either. "Hicks Could Factor Big in Alabama Primary...
"Congressman Caught on Tape, Documents Say"--headline, Associated Press, May 22 That fly tape catches everyone! "FBI Digs Michigan Field for Hoffa Remains"--headline, United Press International, May 18 I dig rock and roll, but I am not looking for hoffa in the latest Bob Dylan lyrics. "Jordan Plays Hardball With Hamas"--headline, Associated Press, May 19 I thought he had retired from baseball? "Strikes by Indian Doctors Enter Day 6; Poor Suffer Worst"--headline, Associa...
"Congressman Caught on Tape, Documents Say"--headline, Associated Press, May 22 That fly tape catches everyone! "FBI Digs Michigan Field for Hoffa Remains"--headline, United Press International, May 18 I dig rock and roll, but I am not looking for hoffa in the latest Bob Dylan lyrics. "Jordan Plays Hardball With Hamas"--headline, Associated Press, May 19 I thought he had retired from baseball? "Strikes by Indian Doctors Enter Day 6; Poor Suffer Worst"--headline, Associa...
"Poker Chips, Chain Saw Among Gifts Bush"--headline, Associated Press, May 15 Is that like a money tree? "For Some, It's Easy Being Clean"--headline, Daily Herald (Provo, Utah), May 16 It is a new invention called SOAP. "Shaken-Baby Syndrome Preventable, Experts Say"--headline, Daily Times-Call, May 15 We need experts to say dont shake? "Oldest Youth Tournament Under Way"--headline, News-Press (Fort Myers, Fla.), May 13 Youngest Oldster tournament set for the same...