Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on January 12, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

In what has to be one of the funnier edicts in the religion of Islam, a former dean of law at Al Azhar University, Rashad Hassan Khalil has decreed that full nudity during the act of copulation, with a spouse no less, invalidates the marriage!

Well, looking at some women (since I am a man - you women can use your own anecdotes), I think that looking at some of them fully nude would turn me off of sex, but invalidate a marriage?  Please!  They married each other to begin with, so they had to have something there.  And performing an act for the procreation of children can be performed in the dark if you dont want to see some things!  But clothes do tend to get in the way of, um, you know, that thing! "Honey, can you move your burka a little to the left for me?  Thanks!"

Fortunately, his former colleagues are not in agreement with this Mullah, and have rejected his Fatwa.  Still, remaining clothed during the act of love making can have its advantages.  Like not getting pregnant, reducing the risk of STDs, among other things I guess.

But this fatwa is not going to convince me to convert to Islam ANYTIME in the future.


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on Jan 12, 2006
The same type of 'rules' apply to orthodox Jews, has for thousands of years. This is not new either to Islam or Judaism.
on Jan 12, 2006
Do socks count?
on Jan 12, 2006

The same type of 'rules' apply to orthodox Jews, has for thousands of years. This is not new either to Islam or Judaism.

Really?  Sorry, but I find that surprising.  Apparently so do some Muslims.

Guess I will have to scratch Orthodox Jew and Muslim off my list of Religions to check out!

on Jan 12, 2006

Do socks count?

Mine just stink, I have not seem them counting yet.

on Jan 12, 2006
Judging by the very daring lingerie I see here in the shops of Cairo, I would say that many Muslims, like ourselves, have quite imaginative sex lives!
on Jan 12, 2006

Judging by the very daring lingerie I see here in the shops of Cairo, I would say that many Muslims, like ourselves, have quite imaginative sex lives!

Yea, and not all catholics follow the church teaching on Birth control either!

on Jan 12, 2006
Guess I will have to scratch Orthodox Jew and Muslim off my list of Religions to check out!


Then you might as well scratch off bagels and falafel! Enjoy your hotdogs!!

Amish should be scratched off too... so no more good cheese for you either!
on Jan 12, 2006
Interestingly, I do recall actually learning about a case years ago of a woman who did, in fact, get pregnant without removing her undergarments. Apparently her partner's little swimmers were hearty enough to make it through the material and all the way up.

Now, I don't know how true that was, but it was in an old, undergrad physiology course, so it might have some veracity to it.
on Jan 12, 2006

Amish should be scratched off too... so no more good cheese for you either!

Cheese?  No Cheese?  NO, that is inhumane!

on Jan 12, 2006

Apparently her partner's little swimmers were hearty enough to make it through the material and all the way up.

So much for the Birth Control argument.

on Jan 12, 2006
And... btw.... my mother died when she was 90... and was still a virgin!
Jewish women just dont!!!
on Jan 12, 2006
Interestingly, I do recall actually learning about a case years ago of a woman who did, in fact, get pregnant without removing her undergarments. Apparently her partner's little swimmers were hearty enough to make it through the material and all the way up.


Ah, splash pregnancy... where immaculate conceptions start.

Though in defense of the edict, I will say that sex with some of your clothes on can be... delightful.
on Jan 12, 2006

And... btw.... my mother died when she was 90... and was still a virgin!
Jewish women just dont!!!

Reminds me of the pimps in Tijuana. "Hey Meester I have a seester.  Or a Mother who is a Virgin!".

on Jan 12, 2006

Though in defense of the edict, I will say that sex with some of your clothes on can be... delightful.

As long as they are leather?

on Jan 12, 2006
Reminds me of the pimps in Tijuana.


Doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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