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August 15, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Bush Agrees to 6-Year Deal With Saints"--headline. Associated Press, July 30 What happened to the separation of Church and state? "Kennedy Work Puts Hazard on the Road"--headline, Chicago Tribune, July 31 I would be more worried about the water hazard. "Congolese Vote to End War and Chaos"--headline, Reuters, July 29 I wonder how many voted to keep war and chaos? "Seven Indonesians Do Not Have Bird Flu"--headline, Medical News Today, Aug. 3 The other 200m are ou...
August 15, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Bush Agrees to 6-Year Deal With Saints"--headline. Associated Press, July 30 What happened to the separation of Church and state? "Kennedy Work Puts Hazard on the Road"--headline, Chicago Tribune, July 31 I would be more worried about the water hazard. "Congolese Vote to End War and Chaos"--headline, Reuters, July 29 I wonder how many voted to keep war and chaos? "Seven Indonesians Do Not Have Bird Flu"--headline, Medical News Today, Aug. 3 The other 200m are ou...
August 8, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Fatal Tour Boat Unsafe"--headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), July 26 I think I would take the non-fatal one in any case. "Georgia Sends Force to Rebel Area"--headline, BBC Web site, July 25 Boy that call went out about 140 years too late! "Parents' Death Will Scar Kids, Expert Says"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), July 25 It is hell on the parents too! "Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27 It can scar the man...
August 8, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Fatal Tour Boat Unsafe"--headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), July 26 I think I would take the non-fatal one in any case. "Georgia Sends Force to Rebel Area"--headline, BBC Web site, July 25 Boy that call went out about 140 years too late! "Parents' Death Will Scar Kids, Expert Says"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), July 25 It is hell on the parents too! "Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27 It can scar the man...
August 3, 2006 by Dr Guy
Ok!  I got an Aunt like all of you do.  She sends me "forward this for Poor little Annie" hoaxes all the time.  And jokes that are, to say the least, about as old as I am.  But I read them and talk to her when I can, giving her computer advice "When it says press ANY key, just press one!". But today, she sent me a joke that I had not seen before and had me rolling.  So without further ado, here is Mrs. T's Joke (yea, she is old enough, she is a Mrs., not a Ms.). ...
August 3, 2006 by Dr Guy
Ok!  I got an Aunt like all of you do.  She sends me "forward this for Poor little Annie" hoaxes all the time.  And jokes that are, to say the least, about as old as I am.  But I read them and talk to her when I can, giving her computer advice "When it says press ANY key, just press one!". But today, she sent me a joke that I had not seen before and had me rolling.  So without further ado, here is Mrs. T's Joke (yea, she is old enough, she is a Mrs., not a Ms.). ...
July 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
For those of you who do not know, The{Insert last name of mine here}PC wrote a blog that was well, outre!  In it he accused Brad and Stardock of not allowing those less than conservative to create blogs (Sorry Myrr!  Your permit is revoked!).  Of course it was just the JU normal hickups, and eventually he did create a blog site.  And then has not been seen since. But then there are those of us of the HMS Starkers!  Sailing our way around the great horn of South Americ...
July 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
For those of you who do not know, The{Insert last name of mine here}PC wrote a blog that was well, outre!  In it he accused Brad and Stardock of not allowing those less than conservative to create blogs (Sorry Myrr!  Your permit is revoked!).  Of course it was just the JU normal hickups, and eventually he did create a blog site.  And then has not been seen since. But then there are those of us of the HMS Starkers!  Sailing our way around the great horn of South Americ...
July 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
"US Says Still Searching for Mideast Peace Plan"--headline, Reuters, July 21 Might want to check the Rose Law Firm Records. "UN to Hold 'Beauty Contest' to Pick New Secretary General"--headline, Independent (London), July 21 May not be any more effective than Kofi, but at least she will be better to look at. "Neenah Police Look to End Public Urination"--headline, Oshkosh (Wis.) Northwestern, July 20 They should have called the plumber before it got to that. "Woodpecker ...
July 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
"US Says Still Searching for Mideast Peace Plan"--headline, Reuters, July 21 Might want to check the Rose Law Firm Records. "UN to Hold 'Beauty Contest' to Pick New Secretary General"--headline, Independent (London), July 21 May not be any more effective than Kofi, but at least she will be better to look at. "Neenah Police Look to End Public Urination"--headline, Oshkosh (Wis.) Northwestern, July 20 They should have called the plumber before it got to that. "Woodpecker ...
July 24, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Harper Meets With French President Chirac; Gets Condolence Call From Israeli Leader"--headline, Canadian Press, July 19 Even the Israelis dont have any respect for the French. "Israeli Planes Batter Lebanon Again, Killing 30 People"--headline, New York Times, July 18 They are using creme pies at 20 paces. "Cruise Ship Back in Port After Hard Roll"--headline, Associated Press, July 18 Some diners are just never satisfied. "Government Orders 12 New Nimrods"--headline, D...
July 24, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Harper Meets With French President Chirac; Gets Condolence Call From Israeli Leader"--headline, Canadian Press, July 19 Even the Israelis dont have any respect for the French. "Israeli Planes Batter Lebanon Again, Killing 30 People"--headline, New York Times, July 18 They are using creme pies at 20 paces. "Cruise Ship Back in Port After Hard Roll"--headline, Associated Press, July 18 Some diners are just never satisfied. "Government Orders 12 New Nimrods"--headline, D...
July 21, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Study Shows Doctors Miss Flu in Children"--headline, Associated Press, July 5 I bet the children dont miss it much. "Virgin Woman Sentenced for Unlawful Sex"--headline, Associated Press, July 13 The Absense of sex is a sex crime? "Stalker to Lead Ankeny Schools as Interim Chief"--headline, Des Moines Register, July 12 Well, at least they will be able to keep track of his activities. "Austism More Common Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, July 14 Apparently thought...
July 21, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Study Shows Doctors Miss Flu in Children"--headline, Associated Press, July 5 I bet the children dont miss it much. "Virgin Woman Sentenced for Unlawful Sex"--headline, Associated Press, July 13 The Absense of sex is a sex crime? "Stalker to Lead Ankeny Schools as Interim Chief"--headline, Des Moines Register, July 12 Well, at least they will be able to keep track of his activities. "Austism More Common Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, July 14 Apparently thought...
June 30, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Life Sentences Double in 10 Years as Judges Hand Down Longer Terms"--headline, Independent (London), June 24 Do they keep them imprisoned even after death then? "Newspaper Questions Man Executed in 1983 Slaying"--headline, Associated Press, June 25 Jeanne Dixon served as Medium. "HIV Drugs Have Given Americans 3 Million Years of Life"--headline, HealthDay.com, June 26 I got to get me some of those drugs! "Retirees Will Face Dire Straits"--headline, Newhouse News Servic...