"Yellowstone More Volcanically Active Than Thought, Study Says"--headline, Bloomberg.com, March 1

Oh, I dont know about that.  There are plenty of volcanic blasts here at JU!

"Hearing Planned in Pizza Delivery Holdup"--headline, Associated Press, March 1

Congress will investigate anything!  Now it is cold pizza!

"Rabid Organ Brings Suit"--headline, WBAL-AM Web site, March 1

Maybe it should have brought rabies shots!

"GSA to Cut 400 Employees in Face of Declining Revenue"--headline, GovExec.com, Feb. 27

Couldn't they just nick a finger or something?

"Hundreds in Okla. Home After Fires Tamed"--headline, Associated Press, March 2

Sit Sparky!  Good boy!

"New Valley School Project Will Include Classrooms"--headline, Beach Reporter (Hermosa Beach, Calif.), March 2

The concept of open Schools has gotten out of hand when a new school has to "include" classrooms!

"Hamas Outlines Plans for Governing PA"--headline, Jerusalem Post, March 5

Hamas given up on taking over Israel, decides the Keystone state is better suited for them.