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July 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
"US Says Still Searching for Mideast Peace Plan"--headline, Reuters, July 21 Might want to check the Rose Law Firm Records. "UN to Hold 'Beauty Contest' to Pick New Secretary General"--headline, Independent (London), July 21 May not be any more effective than Kofi, but at least she will be better to look at. "Neenah Police Look to End Public Urination"--headline, Oshkosh (Wis.) Northwestern, July 20 They should have called the plumber before it got to that. "Woodpecker ...
July 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
"US Says Still Searching for Mideast Peace Plan"--headline, Reuters, July 21 Might want to check the Rose Law Firm Records. "UN to Hold 'Beauty Contest' to Pick New Secretary General"--headline, Independent (London), July 21 May not be any more effective than Kofi, but at least she will be better to look at. "Neenah Police Look to End Public Urination"--headline, Oshkosh (Wis.) Northwestern, July 20 They should have called the plumber before it got to that. "Woodpecker ...
July 24, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Harper Meets With French President Chirac; Gets Condolence Call From Israeli Leader"--headline, Canadian Press, July 19 Even the Israelis dont have any respect for the French. "Israeli Planes Batter Lebanon Again, Killing 30 People"--headline, New York Times, July 18 They are using creme pies at 20 paces. "Cruise Ship Back in Port After Hard Roll"--headline, Associated Press, July 18 Some diners are just never satisfied. "Government Orders 12 New Nimrods"--headline, D...
July 24, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Harper Meets With French President Chirac; Gets Condolence Call From Israeli Leader"--headline, Canadian Press, July 19 Even the Israelis dont have any respect for the French. "Israeli Planes Batter Lebanon Again, Killing 30 People"--headline, New York Times, July 18 They are using creme pies at 20 paces. "Cruise Ship Back in Port After Hard Roll"--headline, Associated Press, July 18 Some diners are just never satisfied. "Government Orders 12 New Nimrods"--headline, D...
July 21, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Study Shows Doctors Miss Flu in Children"--headline, Associated Press, July 5 I bet the children dont miss it much. "Virgin Woman Sentenced for Unlawful Sex"--headline, Associated Press, July 13 The Absense of sex is a sex crime? "Stalker to Lead Ankeny Schools as Interim Chief"--headline, Des Moines Register, July 12 Well, at least they will be able to keep track of his activities. "Austism More Common Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, July 14 Apparently thought...
July 21, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Study Shows Doctors Miss Flu in Children"--headline, Associated Press, July 5 I bet the children dont miss it much. "Virgin Woman Sentenced for Unlawful Sex"--headline, Associated Press, July 13 The Absense of sex is a sex crime? "Stalker to Lead Ankeny Schools as Interim Chief"--headline, Des Moines Register, July 12 Well, at least they will be able to keep track of his activities. "Austism More Common Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, July 14 Apparently thought...
June 30, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Life Sentences Double in 10 Years as Judges Hand Down Longer Terms"--headline, Independent (London), June 24 Do they keep them imprisoned even after death then? "Newspaper Questions Man Executed in 1983 Slaying"--headline, Associated Press, June 25 Jeanne Dixon served as Medium. "HIV Drugs Have Given Americans 3 Million Years of Life"--headline, HealthDay.com, June 26 I got to get me some of those drugs! "Retirees Will Face Dire Straits"--headline, Newhouse News Servic...
June 30, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Life Sentences Double in 10 Years as Judges Hand Down Longer Terms"--headline, Independent (London), June 24 Do they keep them imprisoned even after death then? "Newspaper Questions Man Executed in 1983 Slaying"--headline, Associated Press, June 25 Jeanne Dixon served as Medium. "HIV Drugs Have Given Americans 3 Million Years of Life"--headline, HealthDay.com, June 26 I got to get me some of those drugs! "Retirees Will Face Dire Straits"--headline, Newhouse News Servic...
June 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Biologist Discovers New Way to Date Books"--headline, Associated Press, June 20 I personally prefer girls, but whatever floats their boat. "Scientist Prepares Congo Gorillas for Tourism"--Headline, Reuters, June 22 Ok, Kiki give them a big smile and wave. "Amber-Preserved Web Shows Early Spider Evolution"--Headline, Reuters, June 22 Amber is always bringing odd things home. "Earth Surrounded by Giant Fizzy Bubbles"--headline, Space.com, June 20 Don Ho has gone to...
June 28, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Biologist Discovers New Way to Date Books"--headline, Associated Press, June 20 I personally prefer girls, but whatever floats their boat. "Scientist Prepares Congo Gorillas for Tourism"--Headline, Reuters, June 22 Ok, Kiki give them a big smile and wave. "Amber-Preserved Web Shows Early Spider Evolution"--Headline, Reuters, June 22 Amber is always bringing odd things home. "Earth Surrounded by Giant Fizzy Bubbles"--headline, Space.com, June 20 Don Ho has gone to...
June 22, 2006 by Dr Guy
"NRA Endorses Cannon in Re-Election"--headline, Daily Herald (Provo, Utah), June 13 That's bringing out the big guns! "New Urban Designs Sought in Obesity Fight"--headline, Associated Press, June 16 Square people instead of round ones? "Erotic Images Elicit Strong Response From Brain"--headline, ScienceDaily.com, June 13 Pinky is scandalized. "Gary Glitter Loses Appeal"--headline, United Press International, June 15 He no longer glitters? "Study Warns of Eminent...
June 22, 2006 by Dr Guy
"NRA Endorses Cannon in Re-Election"--headline, Daily Herald (Provo, Utah), June 13 That's bringing out the big guns! "New Urban Designs Sought in Obesity Fight"--headline, Associated Press, June 16 Square people instead of round ones? "Erotic Images Elicit Strong Response From Brain"--headline, ScienceDaily.com, June 13 Pinky is scandalized. "Gary Glitter Loses Appeal"--headline, United Press International, June 15 He no longer glitters? "Study Warns of Eminent...
June 21, 2006 by Dr Guy
It seems that John Edwards has come up with a new way to raise campaign contribultions!  I usually dont read these letters and they just head for the bit bucket, but the from attracted my attention, so I did.  It seems Great Uncle Cody has left me a rich man if I can only send some money to John Edward. From: john edward john edward [info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru] Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 1:58 PM To: info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru Subject: Attention To Dr. Guy Relative's {Re...
June 21, 2006 by Dr Guy
It seems that John Edwards has come up with a new way to raise campaign contribultions!  I usually dont read these letters and they just head for the bit bucket, but the from attracted my attention, so I did.  It seems Great Uncle Cody has left me a rich man if I can only send some money to John Edward. From: john edward john edward [info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru] Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 1:58 PM To: info_lawoffices1@inbox.ru Subject: Attention To Dr. Guy Relative's {Re...
June 16, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Afghan Donkey Attack Thwarted"--headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), June 8 I always knew the tailban were a bunch of jack asses. "Monkey Trial May Show Possible Way to AIDS Vaccine"--headline, Reuters, June 8 The Scopes trial is going to help with an AIDS vaccine? "Last Harvard Commencement for Summers"--headline, Associated Press, June 8 Guess they will have to graduate them in the winter now. "World's Who's Who Hold Secret Talks in Ottawa"--headline, Agence France-Pr...