"Near the President's Ranch, Protests Expand in the Heat"--headline, Washington Post, Aug. 28 The Law of thermodynamics will not be denied! "Iranian Daredevil Dies in Motorcycle Stunt"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 27 Must have been Ali Bin Evel "Airbus Superjumbo Maiden Flight in Germany Draws 150,000"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 27 Must be a real SUPERJUMBO Jet! "Franco Says His Faith Keeps Him Going Strong"--headline, Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle, Aug....
"Near the President's Ranch, Protests Expand in the Heat"--headline, Washington Post, Aug. 28 The Law of thermodynamics will not be denied! "Iranian Daredevil Dies in Motorcycle Stunt"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 27 Must have been Ali Bin Evel "Airbus Superjumbo Maiden Flight in Germany Draws 150,000"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 27 Must be a real SUPERJUMBO Jet! "Franco Says His Faith Keeps Him Going Strong"--headline, Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle, Aug....
"Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 17 Han Solo's favorite hangout. "The number of alcohol-related deaths has increased by nearly a fifth in four years, figures show."--BBC Web site, Aug. 15 Glad it was not a half gallon! "Autopsies Show Some on Jet Were Alive Before Crash"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Aug. 16 Common sense says all were alive before the crash. The plane was not carrying coffins. "Bacterial Contamination of ...
"Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 17 Han Solo's favorite hangout. "The number of alcohol-related deaths has increased by nearly a fifth in four years, figures show."--BBC Web site, Aug. 15 Glad it was not a half gallon! "Autopsies Show Some on Jet Were Alive Before Crash"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Aug. 16 Common sense says all were alive before the crash. The plane was not carrying coffins. "Bacterial Contamination of ...
"U.K. Soldiers Serving in War to Get Germ-Fighting Underwear"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 18 Wouldn't Condoms be easier and more effective? "Fish Kill Likely Caused by Fishing Operation"--headline, WBAL-TV Web site (Baltimore), Aug. 17 And here I thought it was the breeding operation! Shazaam! " Health Tip: Prevent Chemical Poisoning"--headline, HealthDayNews, Aug. 17 Another Shazaam! WHo would have thunk it? "Experts Warn of Deafening Growt...
"U.K. Soldiers Serving in War to Get Germ-Fighting Underwear"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 18 Wouldn't Condoms be easier and more effective? "Fish Kill Likely Caused by Fishing Operation"--headline, WBAL-TV Web site (Baltimore), Aug. 17 And here I thought it was the breeding operation! Shazaam! " Health Tip: Prevent Chemical Poisoning"--headline, HealthDayNews, Aug. 17 Another Shazaam! WHo would have thunk it? "Experts Warn of Deafening Growt...
Gentle Southern lady A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man afixin' (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, Think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." S...
Gentle Southern lady A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man afixin' (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, Think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." S...
"FBI Eyes Convict Ties in Collar-Bomb Case"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10 This GQ kick is going too far! Now they are critizing the ties on the criminals! "Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."--press release, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D., Texas), Aug. 1 That extra piece of cheese cake will do it every time! "Saddam Could Be Executed After First Trial"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 11 That would make it hard for him to mount a ...
"FBI Eyes Convict Ties in Collar-Bomb Case"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10 This GQ kick is going too far! Now they are critizing the ties on the criminals! "Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."--press release, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D., Texas), Aug. 1 That extra piece of cheese cake will do it every time! "Saddam Could Be Executed After First Trial"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 11 That would make it hard for him to mount a ...
Suggested campaign slogan for Mrs. Clinton: "Vote for me, my husband eluded prison!" IN her fight against Janet Piro. Gotta love those campaign directors! "Spears 'Had Nothing to Do With' Paparazzi Shooting"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 8 Last I checked, bullets have a lot to dow with shootings. "Nonsmokers Can Be Cancer Victims, Too"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10 You dont say! Shazam! Well gorilee! "Joe Wilson Getting Bored With No-Longer-Covert Wi...