GOP Selects Another DeLay as Majority Leader

Published on February 5, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

Not wanting to delay, the GOP commited another boner and selected John Boehner as their new leader!

Though Boehner is not a real republican as he does not have a scandal attached to him, the democrats have decided that a Boehner deserves a boner as they sound the same. They were quick to point out that since he was a republican he is responsible for all the scandals that have not been proved, alledged or charged. But you know those wascally wepublicans!

John Boehner had no comment as he was counting his ill gotten booty (or ill booten gotti) from the poor that he taxed into oblivion.

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