Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on March 30, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Experts Collide Over Benefits of Cycle Helmets"--headline, Sydney Morning Herald, March 25

Hope they were wearing their helmets.

"Avoid Crashing When Traveling Abroad"--headline, ABCNews.com, March 23

Only Crash at home.

"Six Busted in Wet T-Shirt Contest"--headline, WJHG-TV Web site (Panama City, Fla.), undated

Must have been a disappointing contest if only 6 took part.

"Drought Forces Herders to Seek Cattle Through Marriage"--headline, National Public Radio Web site, March 24

"I will give you 3 cows for your daughter's hand in marraige."

"Man Who Shot Mountain Lion Will Not Face Charges"--headline, KNBC-TV Web site (Los Angeles), March 24

Dead lions dont run very fast.

"Fewer Americans Taking Chances With Food"--headline, HealthDayNews, March 21

Cash is easier to carry and does not spoil in las Vegas.

"Contractor to Replace Alarms With Faulty Battery Indicator"--headline, Collegian (Penn State), March 28

You will know if it is working, it just wont do anything about warning you of fires.

Comments

MasonM

on Mar 30, 2006

SanChonino

on Mar 30, 2006

Very funny, Dr. Guy. I especially liked the one about the cows for a wife. Have you ever heard of the movie Johnnie Lingo? It was made back in the sixties or seventies by BYU, and it's all about some tribe on some island and Johnnie Lingo, who buys his childhood sweetheart from her father for 8 cows - more than any woman, ever! Hee hee! It's great for a laugh!

jennybean

on Mar 30, 2006

Dr Guy

on Mar 30, 2006

Reply By: MasonM

You are in a very good mood since you got your 4 day weekend!

Dr Guy

on Mar 30, 2006

Have you ever heard of the movie Johnnie Lingo? It was made back in the sixties or seventies by BYU, and it's all about some tribe on some island and Johnnie Lingo, who buys his childhood sweetheart from her father for 8 cows - more than any woman, ever! Hee hee! It's great for a laugh!

No, never saw it, but that would have been a good reference for the cows one if I had! Drats!

Dr Guy

on Mar 30, 2006

Reply By: jennybean

Glad you liked it! Laughter is the best medicine!

dynamaso

on Apr 03, 2006

dynamaso

on Apr 03, 2006

Dr Guy

on Apr 04, 2006

Reply By: dynamaso

The Doublemint twins! Glad you got 2 laughs out of it.

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