Ah, I thought long and hard on where to put this! But decided it was best in Humor. I know it is serious in the Land Down Under, but it is also very amusing! It seems that our mates to the south have a problem with Deer. Wait! Sorry! That old colonial me going wrong again!. Roos! Despite culling them (killing for you PETA people), they are increasing exponentially! And not much the Aussies can do about it. But they have a plan! Salt the...
Ah, I thought long and hard on where to put this! But decided it was best in Humor. I know it is serious in the Land Down Under, but it is also very amusing! It seems that our mates to the south have a problem with Deer. Wait! Sorry! That old colonial me going wrong again!. Roos! Despite culling them (killing for you PETA people), they are increasing exponentially! And not much the Aussies can do about it. But they have a plan! Salt the...
"Sheehan Treated at Waco Hospital"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 12 What happened to the Politically correct way of saying "Mentally Disturbed"? "Europe High-Speed Train Sees Passenger Jump"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 14 Kind of an extreme way to get out of paying the fare. "Census Shows Growth of Immigrants"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 15 Must the NBA's recruiting class. "Men With Low Testosterone More Likely to Die"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 14 M...
"Sheehan Treated at Waco Hospital"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 12 What happened to the Politically correct way of saying "Mentally Disturbed"? "Europe High-Speed Train Sees Passenger Jump"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 14 Kind of an extreme way to get out of paying the fare. "Census Shows Growth of Immigrants"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 15 Must the NBA's recruiting class. "Men With Low Testosterone More Likely to Die"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 14 M...
"You Know Anybody Who Needs an 'Anti-Stupid' Pill?"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 7 First Candidate - the writer of that headline. "Oklahoma's Lethal Injections Called Fatally Flawed"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Aug. 8 Well, if they were not fatal, then they would not be lethal, now would they? "Tri-Cities Police Waste No Time Finding Stolen Doughnut Truck"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 7 Saving one of their own. "After 10 Years, Few Believe in Life on Mars"--headline,...
"You Know Anybody Who Needs an 'Anti-Stupid' Pill?"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 7 First Candidate - the writer of that headline. "Oklahoma's Lethal Injections Called Fatally Flawed"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Aug. 8 Well, if they were not fatal, then they would not be lethal, now would they? "Tri-Cities Police Waste No Time Finding Stolen Doughnut Truck"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 7 Saving one of their own. "After 10 Years, Few Believe in Life on Mars"--headline,...
"Bush Agrees to 6-Year Deal With Saints"--headline. Associated Press, July 30 What happened to the separation of Church and state? "Kennedy Work Puts Hazard on the Road"--headline, Chicago Tribune, July 31 I would be more worried about the water hazard. "Congolese Vote to End War and Chaos"--headline, Reuters, July 29 I wonder how many voted to keep war and chaos? "Seven Indonesians Do Not Have Bird Flu"--headline, Medical News Today, Aug. 3 The other 200m are ou...
"Bush Agrees to 6-Year Deal With Saints"--headline. Associated Press, July 30 What happened to the separation of Church and state? "Kennedy Work Puts Hazard on the Road"--headline, Chicago Tribune, July 31 I would be more worried about the water hazard. "Congolese Vote to End War and Chaos"--headline, Reuters, July 29 I wonder how many voted to keep war and chaos? "Seven Indonesians Do Not Have Bird Flu"--headline, Medical News Today, Aug. 3 The other 200m are ou...
"Fatal Tour Boat Unsafe"--headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), July 26 I think I would take the non-fatal one in any case. "Georgia Sends Force to Rebel Area"--headline, BBC Web site, July 25 Boy that call went out about 140 years too late! "Parents' Death Will Scar Kids, Expert Says"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), July 25 It is hell on the parents too! "Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27 It can scar the man...
"Fatal Tour Boat Unsafe"--headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), July 26 I think I would take the non-fatal one in any case. "Georgia Sends Force to Rebel Area"--headline, BBC Web site, July 25 Boy that call went out about 140 years too late! "Parents' Death Will Scar Kids, Expert Says"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), July 25 It is hell on the parents too! "Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27 It can scar the man...
Ok! I got an Aunt like all of you do. She sends me "forward this for Poor little Annie" hoaxes all the time. And jokes that are, to say the least, about as old as I am. But I read them and talk to her when I can, giving her computer advice "When it says press ANY key, just press one!". But today, she sent me a joke that I had not seen before and had me rolling. So without further ado, here is Mrs. T's Joke (yea, she is old enough, she is a Mrs., not a Ms.). ...
Ok! I got an Aunt like all of you do. She sends me "forward this for Poor little Annie" hoaxes all the time. And jokes that are, to say the least, about as old as I am. But I read them and talk to her when I can, giving her computer advice "When it says press ANY key, just press one!". But today, she sent me a joke that I had not seen before and had me rolling. So without further ado, here is Mrs. T's Joke (yea, she is old enough, she is a Mrs., not a Ms.). ...
For those of you who do not know, The{Insert last name of mine here}PC wrote a blog that was well, outre! In it he accused Brad and Stardock of not allowing those less than conservative to create blogs (Sorry Myrr! Your permit is revoked!). Of course it was just the JU normal hickups, and eventually he did create a blog site. And then has not been seen since. But then there are those of us of the HMS Starkers! Sailing our way around the great horn of South Americ...
For those of you who do not know, The{Insert last name of mine here}PC wrote a blog that was well, outre! In it he accused Brad and Stardock of not allowing those less than conservative to create blogs (Sorry Myrr! Your permit is revoked!). Of course it was just the JU normal hickups, and eventually he did create a blog site. And then has not been seen since. But then there are those of us of the HMS Starkers! Sailing our way around the great horn of South Americ...
"US Says Still Searching for Mideast Peace Plan"--headline, Reuters, July 21 Might want to check the Rose Law Firm Records. "UN to Hold 'Beauty Contest' to Pick New Secretary General"--headline, Independent (London), July 21 May not be any more effective than Kofi, but at least she will be better to look at. "Neenah Police Look to End Public Urination"--headline, Oshkosh (Wis.) Northwestern, July 20 They should have called the plumber before it got to that. "Woodpecker ...