Junior Senator Hillary Clinton narrowly escaped  injury in the aircraft that she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing  in Southern New Jersey because of bad weather. National Transportation Safety Board officials  have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and that the senator was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR [instrument flight rating] conditions while only havi...

"Theory: Mad Cow May Have Come From Humans"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 1 Is this the Darwin theory of reverse evolution? "Researchers: Chimp Is Man's Closest Living Relative"--headline, Seattle Times, Sept. 1 And here I thought it was my sister........ "Chief Justice Last Died in Office in 1953"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 4 I thought you only got one life?  Guess Rehnquist had several. "Roberts Follows Rehnquist's Path"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 4 L...

"Near the President's Ranch, Protests Expand in the Heat"--headline, Washington Post, Aug. 28 The Law of thermodynamics will not be denied! "Iranian Daredevil Dies in Motorcycle Stunt"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 27 Must have been Ali Bin Evel "Airbus Superjumbo Maiden Flight in Germany Draws 150,000"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 27 Must be a real SUPERJUMBO Jet! "Franco Says His Faith Keeps Him Going Strong"--headline, Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle, Aug....

"Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 17 Han Solo's favorite hangout. "The number of alcohol-related deaths has increased by nearly a fifth in four years, figures show."--BBC Web site, Aug. 15 Glad it was not a half gallon! "Autopsies Show Some on Jet Were Alive Before Crash"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Aug. 16 Common sense says all were alive before the crash.  The plane was not carrying coffins. "Bacterial Contamination of ...

"U.K. Soldiers Serving in War to Get Germ-Fighting Underwear"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 18 Wouldn't Condoms be easier and more effective? "Fish Kill Likely Caused by Fishing Operation"--headline, WBAL-TV Web site (Baltimore), Aug. 17 And here I thought it was the breeding operation!  Shazaam! " Health Tip: Prevent Chemical Poisoning"--headline, HealthDayNews, Aug. 17 Another Shazaam!  WHo would have thunk it? "Experts Warn of Deafening Growt...

Gentle Southern lady A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man afixin' (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, Think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." S...

"FBI Eyes Convict Ties in Collar-Bomb Case"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10 This GQ kick is going too far!  Now they are critizing the ties on the criminals! "Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."--press release, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D., Texas), Aug. 1 That extra piece of cheese cake will do it every time! "Saddam Could Be Executed After First Trial"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 11 That would make it hard for him to mount a ...

Suggested campaign slogan for Mrs. Clinton: "Vote for me, my husband eluded prison!" IN her fight against Janet Piro.  Gotta love those campaign directors! "Spears 'Had Nothing to Do With' Paparazzi Shooting"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 8 Last I checked, bullets have a lot to dow with shootings. "Nonsmokers Can Be Cancer Victims, Too"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10 You dont say!  Shazam!  Well gorilee! "Joe Wilson Getting Bored With No-Longer-Covert Wi...

"South Dakota Fossil Yields New Dinosaur Species"--headline, Reuters, May 2 They really should not talk about their old people that way. "Mime Plan's Language Draws Offense"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3 Did he give them the finger? "Concessions Urged As Nuclear Fears Rise"--headline, Associated Press, May 2 Red hots!  Get your red hots here! Red hots! "Democratic Pollster: We Don't Stand for Anything"--headline, NewsMax.com, Aug. 3 Must be a lot of sore tails if ...

Cajun Family Tree  -  The Geaux Family The dizzy Aunt ------------------Verti Geaux The brother who loved prunes ------Gotta Geaux The brother with constipation problem--No Geaux The cousin who worked at a convenience store -----Stop n Geaux The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----U- Geaux The nephew from Illinois --------She Car Geaux The magician uncle ----------Where Diddy Geaux The Mexican cousin -----------A Me Geaux The Mexican cousin's American sister --Gring G...

We were recently told about an operation of one of our beloved ones at JU.  And we all hoped and prayed she would pull through. But what we did not know was that she was actually getting a Ga'ould Larva implanted in her!  Yes!  check out the link!  Anyone seen that before? Let me clue you in. Teal'c on Stargate SG1?  See the similarity?  Uh, huh. Uh, huh! Now we know that Dharma is Really a Jaffa!  Fierce warrior and carrier of a Ga'ould Larva!  r...