Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on February 10, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Alaskans Battle Over Invasive Weed"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 3

Maui Wowie moves north!

"Paper Shredders May Hurt Kids' Hands"--headline, WebMD.com, Feb. 6

Doesn't do much for their fingers either!

"Judge to Decide Whether to Halt Ark. Project to Protect Bird"--headline, Log Cabin Democrat (Conway, Ark.), Feb. 7

If Noah would have had Judges, he would have drowned!

"Boxer Urges Sheehan to Not Challenge Feinstein"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, Feb. 7

Mike Tyson knows about beating up Women!

"Oklahoma Picks Patton as Offensive Line Coach"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 6

Tanks to be the main weapon.

"Man Found Dead in Room of Woman Arrested 3 Hours Later"--headline, KPRC-TV Web site (Houston), Feb. 9

Why would they arrest a dead man?

"Courthouse Shooting to Be Tried at Scene"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 9

Cant they just take the word that there was a shooting? Do they really have to re-enact it?

Comments

on Feb 10, 2006

pretty good, paper shredder especially.

on Feb 10, 2006

pretty good, paper shredder especially.

I am sure they are now going to have to have warning labels on them!

on Feb 10, 2006

I chuckled, tks doc!

on Feb 10, 2006

I chuckled, tks doc!

My Pleasure.

on Feb 10, 2006

....The shooting renactment and the arrest of the dead man especially..funny stuff!

on Feb 10, 2006

and the arrest of the dead man especially..

I did not read that story, but I guess I am going to go back and figure how they did that one!

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