"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20 Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East? "Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21 We need Experts to tell us that? WOW! I guess Johnny really cant think! "Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22 Can I get a D? D Can I get a U? U Can I get an H? H ...
"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20 Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East? "Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21 We need Experts to tell us that? WOW! I guess Johnny really cant think! "Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22 Can I get a D? D Can I get a U? U Can I get an H? H ...
"McGwire Mum on Steroids"--headline, Oakland Tribune, March 18 Is his dad on Estrogen? "Pilot Ejects Safely After F-16 Crashes at Nellis Air Force Base"--headline, Associated Press, March 18 Why eject after a crash? Did he still get to 'walk away'?
"McGwire Mum on Steroids"--headline, Oakland Tribune, March 18 Is his dad on Estrogen? "Pilot Ejects Safely After F-16 Crashes at Nellis Air Force Base"--headline, Associated Press, March 18 Why eject after a crash? Did he still get to 'walk away'?
Gibson Resurrects 'The Passion' with Less Gore Gibson is bringing back Lesley "It's my Party and I will Cry if I want to" Gore for the movie?
Gibson Resurrects 'The Passion' with Less Gore Gibson is bringing back Lesley "It's my Party and I will Cry if I want to" Gore for the movie?
Ok, I am familiar with the story, so I do know what the author meant. But come on! Dont you think those guys getting paid mucho dinero can phrase it better? Selig to Testify on Steroids I hope he stops using them soon!
Ok, I am familiar with the story, so I do know what the author meant. But come on! Dont you think those guys getting paid mucho dinero can phrase it better? Selig to Testify on Steroids I hope he stops using them soon!
With all the horror and death and destruction in the world, it is good to take some time out for a little humor now and then. Today we bring you the "Anti-Banana" society! Most would not even think of how evil they are, but we have it on the best of authroity that he following are actual factoids! Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common? A: Everything. Q: What did the banana say to the orange? A: You will die you orange bastard. Q: How do you spell b...
With all the horror and death and destruction in the world, it is good to take some time out for a little humor now and then. Today we bring you the "Anti-Banana" society! Most would not even think of how evil they are, but we have it on the best of authroity that he following are actual factoids! Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common? A: Everything. Q: What did the banana say to the orange? A: You will die you orange bastard. Q: How do you spell b...
Well, after a short hiatus (Editors got better I guess) it is back! "Chirac Makes Case for EU Treaty"--headline, BBC Web site, April 15 Is the case going to hold the treaty? "Police Hold Woman Over Deadly Paris Hotel Fire"--headline, Reuters, April 18 Is that how you make a lady do a slow burn? "Thousands Circumcised in Morocco"--headline, Associated Press, April 14 Mass Circumcision. What will the Rev Moon think of next. "WHO: Virus Sent to Mexico, Leban...
Well, after a short hiatus (Editors got better I guess) it is back! "Chirac Makes Case for EU Treaty"--headline, BBC Web site, April 15 Is the case going to hold the treaty? "Police Hold Woman Over Deadly Paris Hotel Fire"--headline, Reuters, April 18 Is that how you make a lady do a slow burn? "Thousands Circumcised in Morocco"--headline, Associated Press, April 14 Mass Circumcision. What will the Rev Moon think of next. "WHO: Virus Sent to Mexico, Leban...
NASA Fuels Shuttle Discovery - Foxnews April 14, 2005 And I always thought the Shuttles were made, not discovered. "Should Hillary Clinton Run for Presidents?"--headline, Associated Press, April 12 I guess THE President's job is not enough for the smartest woman on the planet. "According to monkeys, high taxes can make us work less and live more, writes Ross Gittins."--subheadline, the Age (Melbourne, Australia), April 14 Something even monkeys understand. I wonder...
NASA Fuels Shuttle Discovery - Foxnews April 14, 2005 And I always thought the Shuttles were made, not discovered. "Should Hillary Clinton Run for Presidents?"--headline, Associated Press, April 12 I guess THE President's job is not enough for the smartest woman on the planet. "According to monkeys, high taxes can make us work less and live more, writes Ross Gittins."--subheadline, the Age (Melbourne, Australia), April 14 Something even monkeys understand. I wonder...
"Study Suggests Geography Favored Kerry"--headline, Rocky Mountain News, April 8 Guess they have not learned that land cannot vote. Maybe a new amendment to the constitution would fix this problem? "Woman Says ME Took Her Brother's Brain"--headline, Associated Press, April 8 I NEVER! I did not take it! "Rabid Raccoon Confirmed in Nassau County"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), April 12 Boy, I guess the Catholic Church is hard up for membership! And now f...