Daily Dose of Strange Headlines

We all could use a laugh today

Published on April 1, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Report: Three Panthers Filled Steroid Prescriptions With S.C. Doctor"--headline, Associated Press, March 29

The Pharmacist shortage is getting severe when they have to resort to cats to do the work!

"Philip Morris to Pay $18.8 in Smoking Case"--headline, Associated Press, March 29

Anyone got change for a twenty?

"Harvard Study: Hitler Held Grudges, Craved Attention"--headline, Associated Press, March 29

Can I get a big DUH! No wonder they are slamming their president for citing scientific research! It was not a HARVARD study!

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