Whacky Headlines du Jour

Makes you wonder about the editors......

Published on April 4, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Vermont Considers Doctor-Assisted Suicide"--headline, United Press International, March 30

Well, that will kind of eliminate Howard Dean's support base.

"Millions of U.S. Kids Live With a Substance-Abusing Adult"--headline, FoxNews.com, March 31

We have to find that Adult!

"Update: Hurd Promises 'Execution-Oriented Culture' at HP"--headline, Computerworld, March 30

Isn't that taking layoffs a little too far?

"Why Sex Is Good for the Species: Process enhances survivability in stressful conditions"--headline and subheadline, MSNBC.com, March 30

Yea, and it is still the best way for pregnating too!

Comments

on Apr 04, 2005

on Apr 04, 2005

Heehee, all good stuff Dr Guy. 17 remain dead, haha!

on Apr 05, 2005

Heehee, all good stuff Dr Guy. 17 remain dead, haha!

Just wait till you see todays! Then that one wont look so strange maybe?

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