Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird

Headlines

Published on April 5, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"For the second time in a week, a woman was killed after being struck by passing cars while attempting to run across a busy Houston freeway."--Houston Chronicle, April 1

The Second coming of Lazarus? She should have learned the first time.

"Teen Jailed After Violating Order ;akljdf ;alkdjf"--headline, Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader, April 1

Some papers just dont know how to cuss.

"L.A.-Area Tsunami Could Cause Massive Damage--Study"--headline, Reuters, March 31

They needed a study to tell them this?????

"Troopers Say Paying Attention Behind the Wheel Can Save Lives"--headline, KTRE-TV Web site (Lufkin, Texas), March 31

WOW! I never knew that!

"Five Out of Five Researchers Agree: Earth's Solar System Special"--headline, Space.com, March 31

I dont trust them. I want at least a 6th!

"Study Says Farmed Salmon Breed Sea Lice"--headline, Associated Press, March 30

Smart Salmon!

"Woman Is Informed by Federal Agency That She's Alive"--headline, Associated Press, March 29

And you wondered what federal agencies were good for!

"Pet-Food Drive to Help Low-Income Seniors"--headline, Arizona Republic, March 31

Wouldn't people food taste better?

Comments

ParaTed2k

on Apr 05, 2005

"For the second time in a week, a woman was killed after being struck by passing cars while attempting to run across a busy Houston freeway."--Houston Chronicle, April 1

"Two women walk onto a busy Houston Freeway..." ;~D

Great Headlines!!!

Spc Nobody Special

on Apr 05, 2005

Earth's Solar System Special

oh we're "Special" all right.......

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2005

"Two women walk onto a busy Houston Freeway..." ;~D

If it has said that, then it would just be a headline of the stupids. But it did say "a woman" as in one. Maybe she is feline and has 7 more lives?

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2005

oh we're "Special" all right.......

Yea, but when only 4 out of 5 dentists agree.........

NJforever

on Apr 05, 2005

"Five Out of Five Researchers Agree: Earth's Solar System Special"--headline, Space.com, March 31
I dont trust them. I want at least a 6th!

Hmmm....5 out of 5 is TOO credible. I don't trust them either!

Spc Nobody Special

on Apr 05, 2005

Well, my dentist is easily confused.......must be all that pet food in my teeth......

latour999

on Apr 05, 2005

well, Dr. Leno, you made me laugh again

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2005

Hmmm....5 out of 5 is TOO credible. I don't trust them either!

Yea, I wonder if that is a poll by the MSM....... (hehehehehe)

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2005

HmmmWell, my dentist is easily confused.......must be all that pet food in my teeth......!

try Kibbles and bits

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2005

well, Dr. Leno, you made me laugh again

leno? leno? How did you find out my real name! Did 5 out of 5 PIs tell you?

TheFazz

on Apr 05, 2005

"L.A.-Area Tsunami Could Cause Massive Damage--Study"--headline, Reuters, March 31

We need some people studying the likely impact of a tsunami on New York. You never know, that might cause massive damage too!

TheFazz

on Apr 05, 2005

Lexington Herald-Leader (KY) - April 1, 2005 - C3 City&Region

TEEN JAILED AFTER VIOLATING ORDER, HAD WRITTEN ABOUT TAKEOVER OF SCHOOL

---from Lexington Herald-Leader website.

Why don't the wacky headlines match up? Did the Herald-Leader edit it?

Dr Guy

on Apr 06, 2005

Why don't the wacky headlines match up? Did the Herald-Leader edit it?

Different Editions? Here is the link to the one I posted:

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/local/11282917.htm

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