This story was passed to me by a friend. The story is good enough and I am sure some Ad guy has a beet red face. But the comments are priceless (well, most of them - ignore Jerome). And provide a stark contrast to a recent episode involving another religion and a name. Read the comments and enjoy! But please dont drink while reading them. Your monitor does not need a coffee bath. LOL
This story was passed to me by a friend. The story is good enough and I am sure some Ad guy has a beet red face. But the comments are priceless (well, most of them - ignore Jerome). And provide a stark contrast to a recent episode involving another religion and a name. Read the comments and enjoy! But please dont drink while reading them. Your monitor does not need a coffee bath. LOL
"Soldier From Venus Dies in Iraq"--headline, Dallas Morning News, Sept. 8 Now THAT is an illegal alien! "China Agrees to Lead Paint Ban"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 11 No more color - natural wood only. "Bay City Schools Adds Staff to Handle More Kindergartners"--headline, Bay City (Mich.) Times, Sept. 11 No more spare the rod crap in Bay City. "Washington Leads Nation in Putting Off Retirement"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12 Our founders aknow the v...
"Soldier From Venus Dies in Iraq"--headline, Dallas Morning News, Sept. 8 Now THAT is an illegal alien! "China Agrees to Lead Paint Ban"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 11 No more color - natural wood only. "Bay City Schools Adds Staff to Handle More Kindergartners"--headline, Bay City (Mich.) Times, Sept. 11 No more spare the rod crap in Bay City. "Washington Leads Nation in Putting Off Retirement"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12 Our founders aknow the v...
"Many Found Sexually Active Into the 70s"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 23 The 80s were a drag decade tho. "Pigeons Took Toll on Minn. Bridge"--headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 23 "Pay up or we poop!" "Warner Brothers to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies"--headline, Slashdot.org, Aug. 22 Pounders and above were deemed too heavy of a subject matter. "Japanese Researchers Freeze Ovaries, Put Them Back"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 23 And they wonder why we hav...
"Many Found Sexually Active Into the 70s"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 23 The 80s were a drag decade tho. "Pigeons Took Toll on Minn. Bridge"--headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 23 "Pay up or we poop!" "Warner Brothers to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies"--headline, Slashdot.org, Aug. 22 Pounders and above were deemed too heavy of a subject matter. "Japanese Researchers Freeze Ovaries, Put Them Back"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 23 And they wonder why we hav...
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"Middle East Unmoved by Bush Summit Plan"--headline, Guardian (London), July 17 The mountain did not come to Mohammed. "Shuttle Crew Practice Countdown"--headline, CNN.com, July 17 They keep skipping 7. "Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd"--headline, Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, July 19 And the local Anorexic conference draws thin ones? "Fencing Would Assist Border Agents"--headline, TownHall.com, July 19 Broad swords at dawn! "It's Official: Earthquak...
"Earth Is Smaller Than Thought, New Measurements Show"--headline, National Geographic, July 9 It really is a small world after all. "France Needs to Quit Thinking and 'Get to Work' "--headline, CNNMoney.com, July 10 Maybe they are just thinking of getting to work? "Prince William to Check Immigration Status"--headline, Washington Times, July 11 Even the Royals are not immune! "Internet Blamed for Shanghai Teen Pregnancies"--headline, Reuters, July 10 Shades of the...
"Earth Is Smaller Than Thought, New Measurements Show"--headline, National Geographic, July 9 It really is a small world after all. "France Needs to Quit Thinking and 'Get to Work' "--headline, CNNMoney.com, July 10 Maybe they are just thinking of getting to work? "Prince William to Check Immigration Status"--headline, Washington Times, July 11 Even the Royals are not immune! "Internet Blamed for Shanghai Teen Pregnancies"--headline, Reuters, July 10 Shades of the...
"First Baby Born From Egg Matured in Lab and Frozen"--headline, Reuters, July 2 Are they going to thaw it out in time for easter? "Shots Could Help You Lose That Pot Belly"--headline, MSNBC.com, July 1 And your life! "Turtles to Test Wireless Network"--headline, Associated Press, July 4 The Slowskis are moving up in the world! Sloooowwwwly "Euro Skirts With Record High; Pound Hits 26-Year Peak"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 3 Minis are back on t...