"Schiavo Case Evolved Into Huge News Story"--headline, Associated Press, April 2

No wonder no one listens to the MSM.  They were just realizing that on April 2?

"Terrorism Case Puts Words of Muslim Leader On Trial in Va."--headline, Washington Post, April 4

If convicted, do they cut out his tongue and lock it up?

"College Students Download in Dorm Rooms"--headline, Associated Press, April 2

I heard that they also Upload there!

"Rats Like to Be Tickled, Studies Show"--headline, KTRK-TV Web site (Houston), March 31

Your Tax dollars at work.

"Government Loan Could Help Rover"--headline, BBC Web site, April 2

If I was a cat, I would sue for discrimination!

And now for the Bonus Quote:

"I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion." - Rep Maxine Waters

No, if your mother had an abortion, you would not have any legs to stand on, much less march with!