"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14 We have to pass law like the chinese and outlaw re-incarnation. "Pigs Used to Increase Water Flow in Cartersville"--headline, Daily Tribune (Cartersville, Ga.), Oct. 14 Customers complain about yellow color of water. "AP IMPACT: Calif. Water Is Getting Worse"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12 Must be using the pigs to increase the flow. "Australian Man Survives Nine-Stor...
"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14 We have to pass law like the chinese and outlaw re-incarnation. "Pigs Used to Increase Water Flow in Cartersville"--headline, Daily Tribune (Cartersville, Ga.), Oct. 14 Customers complain about yellow color of water. "AP IMPACT: Calif. Water Is Getting Worse"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12 Must be using the pigs to increase the flow. "Australian Man Survives Nine-Stor...
"Local Man to Reproduce, Sell Texaco Fire Hats"--headline, Grand Rapids (Mich.) Press, Sept. 24 Hermaphrodite! "New Xerox Products Promise Deep Cuts"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 24 Are they being sold to the federal government? "Firefighters Practice on Airplane"--headline, Tallahassee (Fla.) Democrat, Sept. 25 Fire at 30,000 feet! "Amputated Leg Found in Second-Hand Smoker"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 26 Well, they do claim second hand s...
"Local Man to Reproduce, Sell Texaco Fire Hats"--headline, Grand Rapids (Mich.) Press, Sept. 24 Hermaphrodite! "New Xerox Products Promise Deep Cuts"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 24 Are they being sold to the federal government? "Firefighters Practice on Airplane"--headline, Tallahassee (Fla.) Democrat, Sept. 25 Fire at 30,000 feet! "Amputated Leg Found in Second-Hand Smoker"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 26 Well, they do claim second hand s...
This story was passed to me by a friend. The story is good enough and I am sure some Ad guy has a beet red face. But the comments are priceless (well, most of them - ignore Jerome). And provide a stark contrast to a recent episode involving another religion and a name. Read the comments and enjoy! But please dont drink while reading them. Your monitor does not need a coffee bath. LOL
This story was passed to me by a friend. The story is good enough and I am sure some Ad guy has a beet red face. But the comments are priceless (well, most of them - ignore Jerome). And provide a stark contrast to a recent episode involving another religion and a name. Read the comments and enjoy! But please dont drink while reading them. Your monitor does not need a coffee bath. LOL
"Soldier From Venus Dies in Iraq"--headline, Dallas Morning News, Sept. 8 Now THAT is an illegal alien! "China Agrees to Lead Paint Ban"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 11 No more color - natural wood only. "Bay City Schools Adds Staff to Handle More Kindergartners"--headline, Bay City (Mich.) Times, Sept. 11 No more spare the rod crap in Bay City. "Washington Leads Nation in Putting Off Retirement"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12 Our founders aknow the v...
"Soldier From Venus Dies in Iraq"--headline, Dallas Morning News, Sept. 8 Now THAT is an illegal alien! "China Agrees to Lead Paint Ban"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 11 No more color - natural wood only. "Bay City Schools Adds Staff to Handle More Kindergartners"--headline, Bay City (Mich.) Times, Sept. 11 No more spare the rod crap in Bay City. "Washington Leads Nation in Putting Off Retirement"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12 Our founders aknow the v...
"Many Found Sexually Active Into the 70s"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 23 The 80s were a drag decade tho. "Pigeons Took Toll on Minn. Bridge"--headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 23 "Pay up or we poop!" "Warner Brothers to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies"--headline, Slashdot.org, Aug. 22 Pounders and above were deemed too heavy of a subject matter. "Japanese Researchers Freeze Ovaries, Put Them Back"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 23 And they wonder why we hav...
"Many Found Sexually Active Into the 70s"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 23 The 80s were a drag decade tho. "Pigeons Took Toll on Minn. Bridge"--headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 23 "Pay up or we poop!" "Warner Brothers to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies"--headline, Slashdot.org, Aug. 22 Pounders and above were deemed too heavy of a subject matter. "Japanese Researchers Freeze Ovaries, Put Them Back"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 23 And they wonder why we hav...
"Middle East Unmoved by Bush Summit Plan"--headline, Guardian (London), July 17 The mountain did not come to Mohammed. "Shuttle Crew Practice Countdown"--headline, CNN.com, July 17 They keep skipping 7. "Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd"--headline, Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, July 19 And the local Anorexic conference draws thin ones? "Fencing Would Assist Border Agents"--headline, TownHall.com, July 19 Broad swords at dawn! "It's Official: Earthquak...
"Middle East Unmoved by Bush Summit Plan"--headline, Guardian (London), July 17 The mountain did not come to Mohammed. "Shuttle Crew Practice Countdown"--headline, CNN.com, July 17 They keep skipping 7. "Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd"--headline, Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, July 19 And the local Anorexic conference draws thin ones? "Fencing Would Assist Border Agents"--headline, TownHall.com, July 19 Broad swords at dawn! "It's Official: Earthquak...