NASA Fuels Shuttle Discovery - Foxnews April 14, 2005

And I always thought the Shuttles were made, not discovered.

"Should Hillary Clinton Run for Presidents?"--headline, Associated Press, April 12

I guess THE President's job is not enough for the smartest woman on the planet.

"According to monkeys, high taxes can make us work less and live more, writes Ross Gittins."--subheadline, the Age (Melbourne, Australia), April 14

Something even monkeys understand.  I wonder if Australia is trying to tell some people they are not as smart as monkeys?

"Man Found Dead in Cemetery"--headline, News-Dispatch (Michigan City, Ind.), April 13

Betcha is they did long enough,they will find more bodies too!

And now a twofer

"U.S. Executions by Lethal Injection May Not Be Humane"--headline, HealthDay News, April 14

"Experts Say Ending Feeding Can Lead to a Gentle Death"--headline, New York Times, March 20

Perfect solution: Starve them to death on death row.  There goes the last meal request!