"Middle East Unmoved by Bush Summit Plan"--headline, Guardian (London), July 17 The mountain did not come to Mohammed. "Shuttle Crew Practice Countdown"--headline, CNN.com, July 17 They keep skipping 7. "Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd"--headline, Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, July 19 And the local Anorexic conference draws thin ones? "Fencing Would Assist Border Agents"--headline, TownHall.com, July 19 Broad swords at dawn! "It's Official: Earthquak...
"Middle East Unmoved by Bush Summit Plan"--headline, Guardian (London), July 17 The mountain did not come to Mohammed. "Shuttle Crew Practice Countdown"--headline, CNN.com, July 17 They keep skipping 7. "Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd"--headline, Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, July 19 And the local Anorexic conference draws thin ones? "Fencing Would Assist Border Agents"--headline, TownHall.com, July 19 Broad swords at dawn! "It's Official: Earthquak...
"Earth Is Smaller Than Thought, New Measurements Show"--headline, National Geographic, July 9 It really is a small world after all. "France Needs to Quit Thinking and 'Get to Work' "--headline, CNNMoney.com, July 10 Maybe they are just thinking of getting to work? "Prince William to Check Immigration Status"--headline, Washington Times, July 11 Even the Royals are not immune! "Internet Blamed for Shanghai Teen Pregnancies"--headline, Reuters, July 10 Shades of the...
"Earth Is Smaller Than Thought, New Measurements Show"--headline, National Geographic, July 9 It really is a small world after all. "France Needs to Quit Thinking and 'Get to Work' "--headline, CNNMoney.com, July 10 Maybe they are just thinking of getting to work? "Prince William to Check Immigration Status"--headline, Washington Times, July 11 Even the Royals are not immune! "Internet Blamed for Shanghai Teen Pregnancies"--headline, Reuters, July 10 Shades of the...
"First Baby Born From Egg Matured in Lab and Frozen"--headline, Reuters, July 2 Are they going to thaw it out in time for easter? "Shots Could Help You Lose That Pot Belly"--headline, MSNBC.com, July 1 And your life! "Turtles to Test Wireless Network"--headline, Associated Press, July 4 The Slowskis are moving up in the world! Sloooowwwwly "Euro Skirts With Record High; Pound Hits 26-Year Peak"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 3 Minis are back on t...
"First Baby Born From Egg Matured in Lab and Frozen"--headline, Reuters, July 2 Are they going to thaw it out in time for easter? "Shots Could Help You Lose That Pot Belly"--headline, MSNBC.com, July 1 And your life! "Turtles to Test Wireless Network"--headline, Associated Press, July 4 The Slowskis are moving up in the world! Sloooowwwwly "Euro Skirts With Record High; Pound Hits 26-Year Peak"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 3 Minis are back on t...
"Steep Drop in Death Among Diabetic Men"--headline, WebMD.com, June 18 Good news! Become Diabetic and you may not die! "Google Pushes 100-mpg Car"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 19 Mine gets over 100mpg when I push it too! "New York City Pays $29,000 for Arresting Topless Woman"--headline, CNN.com, June 18 She must have had some pair of hooters! "Baby Swallows Found Dead"--headline, Union (Grass Valley, Calif.), June 19 Moral: Dont let baby swallow????? "Ga...
"Steep Drop in Death Among Diabetic Men"--headline, WebMD.com, June 18 Good news! Become Diabetic and you may not die! "Google Pushes 100-mpg Car"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 19 Mine gets over 100mpg when I push it too! "New York City Pays $29,000 for Arresting Topless Woman"--headline, CNN.com, June 18 She must have had some pair of hooters! "Baby Swallows Found Dead"--headline, Union (Grass Valley, Calif.), June 19 Moral: Dont let baby swallow????? "Ga...
"CBS Chief: Rather Comments Were 'Sexist' "--headline, Associated Press, June 12 We'd rather he not comment sexist. "U.S. Grant Winds Up as 2 Ships Gone Awry"--headline, New York Times, June 13 That would be R.E. Lee and J.E.B. Stuart. "Georgia Will Allow Lethal Execution"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, June 13 So much for the non-lethal executions. "Al Gore Announces Live Earth Turkey"--headline, United Press International, June 13 Still Promoting his ...
"CBS Chief: Rather Comments Were 'Sexist' "--headline, Associated Press, June 12 We'd rather he not comment sexist. "U.S. Grant Winds Up as 2 Ships Gone Awry"--headline, New York Times, June 13 That would be R.E. Lee and J.E.B. Stuart. "Georgia Will Allow Lethal Execution"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, June 13 So much for the non-lethal executions. "Al Gore Announces Live Earth Turkey"--headline, United Press International, June 13 Still Promoting his ...
"Virgin Vows to Help Elephants in Kenya"--headline, Reuters, June 2 Another sacrafice for a good cause. "Bull Run Faces Test"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 3 It is Manassas! No wonder they are re-testing it. Cant even get the name right. "Two jailed after bridge built by blind man collapses" --headline, Reuters, June 11 The builder saw nothing wrong with it. "Health officials looking for two dangerous mosquitoes" --headline, LaCrosse Tribune, June 7 Th...
"Virgin Vows to Help Elephants in Kenya"--headline, Reuters, June 2 Another sacrafice for a good cause. "Bull Run Faces Test"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 3 It is Manassas! No wonder they are re-testing it. Cant even get the name right. "Two jailed after bridge built by blind man collapses" --headline, Reuters, June 11 The builder saw nothing wrong with it. "Health officials looking for two dangerous mosquitoes" --headline, LaCrosse Tribune, June 7 Th...