"Pope to Be Buried Under Ground"--headline, United Press International, April 5
As opposed to where?
"Hospitals Scrambling to Meet Nurse Ratio"--headline, Associated Press, April 5
That is one popular Nurse! Any Relation to Nurse Ratchet?
"Booty, Hinds Find Their Comfort Zone"--headline, Los Angeles Times, April 4
Would that be in a chair, perhaps?
"Rush to Buy 'Wrong Date' Souvenirs"--headline, CNN.com, April 6
Boy, they probably follow Limbaugh to the bathroom as well!