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October 13, 2005 by Dr Guy
Yes, we have a pod person among us.  Perfect in every way.  He is the ideal of all the women at JU, and he no longer slaughters grammar and spelling!  We must unite to defeat this pod person!  He is Eeevvviiiilll! Your women are no longer safe!  You are no longer safe!  He will suck your personality out and add it to his pick up lines!  Just check out one of his latest threads!  He writes like a professional Journalist! Yes, the males of JU must unit...
October 13, 2005 by Dr Guy
When Robertson decided that Hugo Chavez would be better off dead than red, most sane people laughed at him and poopooed him.  Indeed some on the loony left fringe even ran to a microphone to paint everyone to the right of John Kerry as in his svengali sway and the right was advocating Assassinations. Well, eventually the furor died down and the left went back to saying "Bush Bad" and the right saying "loony left nuts". End of Story, right? Not so fast!  It seems that someone took...
October 13, 2005 by Dr Guy
That is right all you Star Wars fans!  Chewbacca is taking the oath of citizenship tomorrow!  It seems when the Millenium Falcon Crash Landed in England several years back, they grabbed him and tried to claim he was a British Citizen.  But Peter Mayhew (the earth name he took) decided he would feel better in the land of aliens, where everyone come from somewhere else! I am sure England is mouring the loss of their Wookie, but hey!  You English (and Welsh) guys are just too...
October 13, 2005 by Dr Guy
That is right all you Star Wars fans!  Chewbacca is taking the oath of citizenship tomorrow!  It seems when the Millenium Falcon Crash Landed in England several years back, they grabbed him and tried to claim he was a British Citizen.  But Peter Mayhew (the earth name he took) decided he would feel better in the land of aliens, where everyone come from somewhere else! I am sure England is mouring the loss of their Wookie, but hey!  You English (and Welsh) guys are just too...
October 12, 2005 by Dr Guy
Want to make a million?  Start at the bottom of the pyramid! I wish JU would get that squiggly thing to verify spammers and other such underlife.
October 12, 2005 by Dr Guy
OK, Dharma posted an article about an ID ten T at SBC.  Now I have a confession to make.  I was once in end user support!  {{{SHOCK}}} Most of us engineers are not born as engineers but come up through the ranks.  So we have to do our time at the help desk, or desktop support (at the source of the problem).  So I am not going to slam Sukdav Sirra (her support person) that much as I have been there with the really totally clueless! And I will make another confession...
October 12, 2005 by Dr Guy
THe BBC, that bastion of right wing conservatism, had a poll where people were asked to pick 11 (out of 100) people to 'rule the world'.  The Winner?  Nelson Mandela.  Say what?  Ok, Mandela is not a thug or tyrant, just a stupid fool that gets duped by the likes of Castro and Hussein. But check out number 2: Slick Willie Clinton!  Say good bye to women's rights! But it gets better! Here is the top 11: 1 - Nelson Mandela 2 - Bill Clinton 3 - Dalai Lama 4 - N...
October 12, 2005 by Dr Guy
Much has been said about her and why Bush selected her.  While I cannot read the mind of Bush, I will make a prediction.  Should it come true, I will change the audience of this article.  If not, I guess I will delete it. I think the reason that he picked Meirs is because the right, not the left, was telling him to stay away from Alberto Gonzales.  While I dont think he is actually planning on Meirs failing, I thin there is a good chance she will, especially in light of th...
October 12, 2005 by Dr Guy
I dont often, if ever, do a cut and paste of an article with little or no commentary.  But I think I will let this one stand on its own.  They were poor. They lived in homes that, to some Americans, would appear no more than shacks. They've suffered discrimination at the hands of their fellow Americans. And when the hurricane came, it seemed to veer out of its way, just to hit them. So why didn't hundreds of Cajuns from western Louisiana appear on my TV screen this week...
October 12, 2005 by Dr Guy
You can call the terrorist in Iraq Bacteria as one here does.  You can call them Freedom Fighters, misguided, evil, insurgents, jack asses, dip wads, murders, baby killers, and just about anything else you want to.  But you would be a fool to call them stupid. Part of that infamous 13 page letter from al-Zawahiri to al-Zarqari, al-Zawahiri says they must be ready to fill the void when the Americans cut and run.  Note he is not saying if.  Just indicating when. So w...
October 11, 2005 by Dr Guy
Yea, that wascally wabbit that George Dubya Bush listens to religiously (that is why Robertson so loves Miers - NOT), has decided that the Tsunami last december, the 2 Hurricanes this year (what happened to poor florida and the 4 they got last year? AH!  That was just a warning shot that hit the bow!), and now the upcoming Bird Flu Pandemic (Oh yea!  We no longer can have an epidemic, it has to be a pandemic!)  signifies the end of the world!  As fortold in Leviticus.  O...
October 11, 2005 by Dr Guy
In California, Unlike in most sane thinking states, a landlord cannot refuse to rent to a known child molester, even if there are tenants with Children already renting in the Unit.  But to top it off, they can be sued by the other tenants for renting to a known sex offender! The California legislature tried to fix this loop hole in their Megan's law this past year.  But the reform was killed by 3 key votes by Mervyn Dymally (D., Compton), Jackie Goldberg (D., L.A.) and committee cha...
October 10, 2005 by Dr Guy
And we thought they could not get any loonier!  How naive these mortal humans be! Now, you are a bad parent if you take your son fishing!  Call out CPS! (sorry Gid, just being sarcastic).  Yes, you bad parent ( http://www.fishinghurts.com/ )!  You are committing child abuse! But, our investigators have uncovered a greater evil!  Yes!  Plants feel pain as well! ( http://bbspot.com/News/2003/08/plant_pain.html ).  So what is a person to do? PETA has an a...
October 10, 2005 by Dr Guy
"Supremes Debate Suicide"--headline, New York Post, Oct. 6, 2005 Diana Ross to have Press conference at 9pm. "LDS Church Not Taliban, Rocky Says"--headline, Deseret News (Salt Lake City), Oct. 5 "Apollo Creed is Taliban" Claims fighter. "229 Vietnamese Reach U.S. After 16-Year Journey"--headline, MSNBC.com, Oct. 7 They must have eaten a lot of fish! "Iraq Parl't Reverses Vote Rule, Sunnis Still Cool"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 5 Fonzi still training Sunnis on cool...
October 10, 2005 by Dr Guy
"Supremes Debate Suicide"--headline, New York Post, Oct. 6, 2005 Diana Ross to have Press conference at 9pm. "LDS Church Not Taliban, Rocky Says"--headline, Deseret News (Salt Lake City), Oct. 5 "Apollo Creed is Taliban" Claims fighter. "229 Vietnamese Reach U.S. After 16-Year Journey"--headline, MSNBC.com, Oct. 7 They must have eaten a lot of fish! "Iraq Parl't Reverses Vote Rule, Sunnis Still Cool"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 5 Fonzi still training Sunnis on cool...