US To have first Wookie Citizen

Published on October 13, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

That is right all you Star Wars fans! Chewbacca is taking the oath of citizenship tomorrow! It seems when the Millenium Falcon Crash Landed in England several years back, they grabbed him and tried to claim he was a British Citizen. But Peter Mayhew (the earth name he took) decided he would feel better in the land of aliens, where everyone come from somewhere else!

I am sure England is mouring the loss of their Wookie, but hey! You English (and Welsh) guys are just too stuffy! Wookies just want to have fun, so he is moving to party central! (actually Arlington Texas, but they party there as well).

So all you Texans (you too TexasWahine), give our newest LEGAL alien a big warm welcome! Yeee Hawwww

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