Daily Dose of Wierd and Whacky

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Published on October 10, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Supremes Debate Suicide"--headline, New York Post, Oct. 6, 2005

Diana Ross to have Press conference at 9pm.

"LDS Church Not Taliban, Rocky Says"--headline, Deseret News (Salt Lake City), Oct. 5

"Apollo Creed is Taliban" Claims fighter.

"229 Vietnamese Reach U.S. After 16-Year Journey"--headline, MSNBC.com, Oct. 7

They must have eaten a lot of fish!

"Iraq Parl't Reverses Vote Rule, Sunnis Still Cool"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 5

Fonzi still training Sunnis on cool.

"Martha Stewart Set to Race Giant Pumpkin in Canada"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 6

Linus Van Pelt to be her co-driver.

Comments

MasonM

on Oct 11, 2005

Dr Guy

on Oct 11, 2005

#1 by MasonM
Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Good to see you laugh! now between the jokes and the new Bike guy, I guess you are going to have a lot to talk about!

uDigItTheMost

on Oct 12, 2005

Witty as usual

--"Supremes Debate Suicide"--

Where Did Their Love Go?

--"LDS Church Not Taliban, Rocky Says"--

Mick says that NOT "gonna fly now".

--"Iraq Parl't Reverses Vote Rule, Sunnis Still Cool"--

Voters are told to "sit on it".

--"Martha Stewart Set to Race Giant Pumpkin in Canada"--

I'm predicting the orange gourd will squash the competition. Yes, the pumpkin has no chance.

--"229 Vietnamese Reach U.S. After 16-Year Journey"--

Damn, Brownie must've been their travel agent.

Dr Guy

on Oct 12, 2005

--"Martha Stewart Set to Race Giant Pumpkin in Canada"--

I'm predicting the orange gourd will squash the competition. Yes, the pumpkin has no chance.

But that one was Brilliant!

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