Just when you thought it was Safe from PETA.................

Published on October 10, 2005 By Dr Guy In Current Events

And we thought they could not get any loonier! How naive these mortal humans be!

Now, you are a bad parent if you take your son fishing! Call out CPS! (sorry Gid, just being sarcastic). Yes, you bad parent (http://www.fishinghurts.com/)! You are committing child abuse!

But, our investigators have uncovered a greater evil! Yes! Plants feel pain as well! (http://bbspot.com/News/2003/08/plant_pain.html). So what is a person to do?

PETA has an answer.

Starve to death.

Let's hope they follow their creed so we can get rid of them once and for all!

Comments (Page 1)

Moderateman

on Oct 10, 2005

PETA PICKED A PASSEL OF PICKLED PUPPIES, How many puppies did peta pick? heh

Dr Guy

on Oct 10, 2005

PETA PICKED A PASSEL OF PICKLED PUPPIES, How many puppies did peta pick? heh

Probably pretty plenty!

Moderateman

on Oct 10, 2005

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, October 10, 2005PETA PICKED A PASSEL OF PICKLED PUPPIES, How many puppies did peta pick? hehProbably pretty plenty!

just read both links, I was right about PETA, they are sick and twisted indivuals.

Dr Guy

on Oct 10, 2005

just read both links, I was right about PETA, they are sick and twisted indivuals.

And one that at least my children will not succumb to. You should have seen my daughter when she caught her first bass! Memories are made of those moments! (it was only 12 inches, but boy was she so proud!).

bakerstreet

on Oct 10, 2005

Good lord. I think though we should support this kind of thing. I think, honestly, if I knew they would continue to out themselves as the mindless, hypcritical cretins they are, I'd donate money to help them do it.

Just think, maybe if we donated a whole LOT, they'd do something really obcene and ruin their cause forever.

SSG Geezer

on Oct 10, 2005

I like to eat the flesh of lesser animals!
It makes ya' strong!

Moderateman

on Oct 10, 2005

#6 by SSG Geezer
Monday, October 10, 2005

like to eat the flesh of lesser animals!
It makes ya' strong!

me too ssg, even "ate" a few females of the human persuation in my time.

na ah ah...snidely whiplash laugh

Spc Nobody Special

on Oct 10, 2005

I never thought it was safe from PETA. Or the PTA for that matter.........

MasonM

on Oct 10, 2005

I never thought it was safe from PETA. Or the PTA for that matter.........

Pretty much the same bunch.

The PETA folks are a bunch of nuts with FAR too much time on their hands. Anyone who takes these loons seriously, even for a moment, should be considered less than mentally capable of caring for themselves or their offspring.

Images of padded walls and heavy doses of medication come to mind.

drmiler

on Oct 11, 2005

me too ssg, even "ate" a few females of the human persuation in my time.

na ah ah...snidely whiplash laugh

"snicker, snicker, snicker", Muttley laugh.

Dr Guy

on Oct 11, 2005

Just think, maybe if we donated a whole LOT, they'd do something really obcene and ruin their cause forever.

I am reminded of Einstein's quote. Paraphrased: Genius has limits. Stupidity is limitless.

Dr Guy

on Oct 11, 2005

I like to eat the flesh of lesser animals!

Delicious and nutricious and tastes just like Chicken.

Dr Guy

on Oct 11, 2005

even "ate" a few females of the human persuation in my time.

I think you are confused with Dharmas article on ahem....other types of activities.

Dr Guy

on Oct 11, 2005

I never thought it was safe from PETA

I thought they had sunk to as low as they could go before, but like I told Bakerstreet, apparently their depravity is limitless.

Dr Guy

on Oct 11, 2005

Images of padded walls and heavy doses of medication come to mind.

Nah. Starve them to death. We have already been told that is a euphoric way to go.

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