"Clown Running for Mayor of Alameda"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 3 Isn't that the case in evry electio? "Boxer Goes Naked to Make Weight for World Title Fight"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 3 But who would want to see Barbara Naked? "Father, Son Sentenced in Ark. Xmas Eve Barn Burglary"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 29 Noah better stay off that grape juice! "Ark. Woman Finds Skunk Under House"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 2 Probably Noah after he tied...

"Clown Running for Mayor of Alameda"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 3 Isn't that the case in evry electio? "Boxer Goes Naked to Make Weight for World Title Fight"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 3 But who would want to see Barbara Naked? "Father, Son Sentenced in Ark. Xmas Eve Barn Burglary"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 29 Noah better stay off that grape juice! "Ark. Woman Finds Skunk Under House"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 2 Probably Noah after he tied...

"Judge Rules Dog Comment 'Stupid' but Not a Lawsuit"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Sept. 28 The dog had no comment. "Car Salesman Accused of Machete Attack"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 26 "No Cletus!  We slash prices, not Customers!" "Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports"--headline, TravelGearBlog.com, Sept. 27 My application is already in the mail. "Dead Man Ignored Police Order"--headline, Arizona Republic, Sept. 23 "Sarg...

"Judge Rules Dog Comment 'Stupid' but Not a Lawsuit"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Sept. 28 The dog had no comment. "Car Salesman Accused of Machete Attack"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 26 "No Cletus!  We slash prices, not Customers!" "Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports"--headline, TravelGearBlog.com, Sept. 27 My application is already in the mail. "Dead Man Ignored Police Order"--headline, Arizona Republic, Sept. 23 "Sarg...

"9/11 Workers to Be Autopsied When They Die"--headline, MSNBC.com, Sept. 20 I am sure they are happy for the delay. "Lawyers Debate What Letter Comes After K"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Sept. 21 Leave it to lawyers to try to rewrite the Alphabet. "Man Jailed for Beheading Girlfriend's Kitten"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 20 I hope it was in the Dog Pound. "Senate Weighs 700-Mile Fence Along Border"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 21 They say it is a ton a ...

"9/11 Workers to Be Autopsied When They Die"--headline, MSNBC.com, Sept. 20 I am sure they are happy for the delay. "Lawyers Debate What Letter Comes After K"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Sept. 21 Leave it to lawyers to try to rewrite the Alphabet. "Man Jailed for Beheading Girlfriend's Kitten"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 20 I hope it was in the Dog Pound. "Senate Weighs 700-Mile Fence Along Border"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 21 They say it is a ton a ...

"McDonald's Throws Weight Behind Obesity Research"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 13 Wouldn't that be behind, in front of, and beside Obesity? "Bottled Water Beats Cancer in a Lab Study"--headline, BeverageDaily.com, Sept. 15 If it was not unanimous, I wonder how many chose cancer? "Community on Alert After Reported Fox Attacks"--headline, WXII-TV Web site (Winston-Salem, N.C.), Sept. 15 So much for Fair and Balanced. "Japanese Cult Leader's Appeal Rejected"--headline, Assoc...

"McDonald's Throws Weight Behind Obesity Research"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 13 Wouldn't that be behind, in front of, and beside Obesity? "Bottled Water Beats Cancer in a Lab Study"--headline, BeverageDaily.com, Sept. 15 If it was not unanimous, I wonder how many chose cancer? "Community on Alert After Reported Fox Attacks"--headline, WXII-TV Web site (Winston-Salem, N.C.), Sept. 15 So much for Fair and Balanced. "Japanese Cult Leader's Appeal Rejected"--headline, Assoc...

"Scientists Warn of 'Mad Honey Disease' "--headline, Independent (London), Sept. 10 That is more politically correct than Mad Cow I guess. "French Broad Is Focus of Race"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Sept. 9 First one to the finish line gets the Broad. "50 Cent Lamborghini Ride Leads to Ticket"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 8 I got 50 cents, can I have a ride? "Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12 So...

"Scientists Warn of 'Mad Honey Disease' "--headline, Independent (London), Sept. 10 That is more politically correct than Mad Cow I guess. "French Broad Is Focus of Race"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Sept. 9 First one to the finish line gets the Broad. "50 Cent Lamborghini Ride Leads to Ticket"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 8 I got 50 cents, can I have a ride? "Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12 So...

"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5 That is one way to round them up! "Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5 Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs? "US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6 Those potty mouths are everywhere! "NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7 Scotty not...

"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5 That is one way to round them up! "Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5 Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs? "US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6 Those potty mouths are everywhere! "NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7 Scotty not...

"Cat Catches Bat, Bat Has Rabies, Bat Put Down"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 25 Dr. Suess is writing headlines now. "Nude Teens Raise Eyebrows in Vermont Town"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 24 Bet that is not all she raised. "Sting Rounds Up 25 Foreigners for Sex Crimes"--headline, WorldNetDaily, Aug. 25 Isn't this taking the name of your Pop group a little too seriously? "Partial Victory for Morning After Pill"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Aug. 25 Does that mean t...

"Cat Catches Bat, Bat Has Rabies, Bat Put Down"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 25 Dr. Suess is writing headlines now. "Nude Teens Raise Eyebrows in Vermont Town"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 24 Bet that is not all she raised. "Sting Rounds Up 25 Foreigners for Sex Crimes"--headline, WorldNetDaily, Aug. 25 Isn't this taking the name of your Pop group a little too seriously? "Partial Victory for Morning After Pill"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Aug. 25 Does that mean t...

In another example of death after life, the Cuban media has decided to make sure that Castro out dies Francisco Franco!  In the latest incarnation, he is shown...... Wait, sorry, he is not shown.  But is alleged to be ok by the latest totalarist, Chavez.  Ok, So Castro is still not dead, but his conditition is improving!  He is warm now, thanks to the tanning industry! I think Gene Wilder should do his life story. "it is ALIVE". Works for me! Raul, you game? ...