"9/11 Workers to Be Autopsied When They Die"--headline, MSNBC.com, Sept. 20 I am sure they are happy for the delay. "Lawyers Debate What Letter Comes After K"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Sept. 21 Leave it to lawyers to try to rewrite the Alphabet. "Man Jailed for Beheading Girlfriend's Kitten"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 20 I hope it was in the Dog Pound. "Senate Weighs 700-Mile Fence Along Border"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 21 They say it is a ton a ...

"9/11 Workers to Be Autopsied When They Die"--headline, MSNBC.com, Sept. 20 I am sure they are happy for the delay. "Lawyers Debate What Letter Comes After K"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Sept. 21 Leave it to lawyers to try to rewrite the Alphabet. "Man Jailed for Beheading Girlfriend's Kitten"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 20 I hope it was in the Dog Pound. "Senate Weighs 700-Mile Fence Along Border"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 21 They say it is a ton a ...

"McDonald's Throws Weight Behind Obesity Research"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 13 Wouldn't that be behind, in front of, and beside Obesity? "Bottled Water Beats Cancer in a Lab Study"--headline, BeverageDaily.com, Sept. 15 If it was not unanimous, I wonder how many chose cancer? "Community on Alert After Reported Fox Attacks"--headline, WXII-TV Web site (Winston-Salem, N.C.), Sept. 15 So much for Fair and Balanced. "Japanese Cult Leader's Appeal Rejected"--headline, Assoc...

"McDonald's Throws Weight Behind Obesity Research"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 13 Wouldn't that be behind, in front of, and beside Obesity? "Bottled Water Beats Cancer in a Lab Study"--headline, BeverageDaily.com, Sept. 15 If it was not unanimous, I wonder how many chose cancer? "Community on Alert After Reported Fox Attacks"--headline, WXII-TV Web site (Winston-Salem, N.C.), Sept. 15 So much for Fair and Balanced. "Japanese Cult Leader's Appeal Rejected"--headline, Assoc...

"Scientists Warn of 'Mad Honey Disease' "--headline, Independent (London), Sept. 10 That is more politically correct than Mad Cow I guess. "French Broad Is Focus of Race"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Sept. 9 First one to the finish line gets the Broad. "50 Cent Lamborghini Ride Leads to Ticket"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 8 I got 50 cents, can I have a ride? "Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12 So...

"Scientists Warn of 'Mad Honey Disease' "--headline, Independent (London), Sept. 10 That is more politically correct than Mad Cow I guess. "French Broad Is Focus of Race"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Sept. 9 First one to the finish line gets the Broad. "50 Cent Lamborghini Ride Leads to Ticket"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 8 I got 50 cents, can I have a ride? "Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12 So...

"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5 That is one way to round them up! "Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5 Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs? "US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6 Those potty mouths are everywhere! "NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7 Scotty not...

"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5 That is one way to round them up! "Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5 Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs? "US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6 Those potty mouths are everywhere! "NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7 Scotty not...

"Cat Catches Bat, Bat Has Rabies, Bat Put Down"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 25 Dr. Suess is writing headlines now. "Nude Teens Raise Eyebrows in Vermont Town"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 24 Bet that is not all she raised. "Sting Rounds Up 25 Foreigners for Sex Crimes"--headline, WorldNetDaily, Aug. 25 Isn't this taking the name of your Pop group a little too seriously? "Partial Victory for Morning After Pill"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Aug. 25 Does that mean t...

"Cat Catches Bat, Bat Has Rabies, Bat Put Down"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 25 Dr. Suess is writing headlines now. "Nude Teens Raise Eyebrows in Vermont Town"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 24 Bet that is not all she raised. "Sting Rounds Up 25 Foreigners for Sex Crimes"--headline, WorldNetDaily, Aug. 25 Isn't this taking the name of your Pop group a little too seriously? "Partial Victory for Morning After Pill"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Aug. 25 Does that mean t...

In another example of death after life, the Cuban media has decided to make sure that Castro out dies Francisco Franco!  In the latest incarnation, he is shown...... Wait, sorry, he is not shown.  But is alleged to be ok by the latest totalarist, Chavez.  Ok, So Castro is still not dead, but his conditition is improving!  He is warm now, thanks to the tanning industry! I think Gene Wilder should do his life story. "it is ALIVE". Works for me! Raul, you game? ...

In another example of death after life, the Cuban media has decided to make sure that Castro out dies Francisco Franco!  In the latest incarnation, he is shown...... Wait, sorry, he is not shown.  But is alleged to be ok by the latest totalarist, Chavez.  Ok, So Castro is still not dead, but his conditition is improving!  He is warm now, thanks to the tanning industry! I think Gene Wilder should do his life story. "it is ALIVE". Works for me! Raul, you game? ...

Jennifer1 has been writing articles that invite audience participation.  Some of the postings have been quite amusing.  But it reminded me of the Internet Story that we probably have all read about the assignment in writing glass and what 2 students did with it.  I believe we have found the real names of those people!  The Teacher was Jennifer, the Girl was KellyW and the boy was Draginol!  And here is what they wrote! (First paragraph by KellyW) At first, Laurie c...

Jennifer1 has been writing articles that invite audience participation.  Some of the postings have been quite amusing.  But it reminded me of the Internet Story that we probably have all read about the assignment in writing glass and what 2 students did with it.  I believe we have found the real names of those people!  The Teacher was Jennifer, the Girl was KellyW and the boy was Draginol!  And here is what they wrote! (First paragraph by KellyW) At first, Laurie c...

"The elderly face a greater risk of developing problems in the years ahead, including heart disease, stroke, cancer, infection, Alzheimer's or even death."--McClatchy Newspapers, Aug. 23 Last I heard, the younger generation faces the same problems in their years ahead. "Iowa City Researchers Trying to 'Re-Grow' Ear Hair"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 17 My wife tries to pluck mine out! "Syphilis Outbreak Concerns Officials"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Aug. 17 ...