"Clown Running for Mayor of Alameda"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 3

Isn't that the case in evry electio?

"Boxer Goes Naked to Make Weight for World Title Fight"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 3

But who would want to see Barbara Naked?

"Father, Son Sentenced in Ark. Xmas Eve Barn Burglary"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 29

Noah better stay off that grape juice!

"Ark. Woman Finds Skunk Under House"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 2

Probably Noah after he tied the last one on.

"Vancouver Police: Man Killed With Toy Gun Made Bad Choice"--headline, KGW-TV Web site (Portland, Ore.), Oct. 3

Next time get a real one, robbers dont fall down when you shout Bang!

"Cold Cases 'Could Be Solved' With New DNA Testing"--headline, Independent (London), Oct. 4

Finally!  A cure for the commone cold!

"Angry Owners Sue L.A. Agency for Failing to Turn Dogs Into Stars"--headline, KABC-TV Web site (Los Angeles), Oct. 3

The Agency did not have any trouble turning their money into banks.

"City Sued for Thinking About Suit"--headline, Columbus Dispatch, Oct. 4

"Tweed.  Maybe I should have bought tweed."

"Hurricane Data Not Cooperating"--headline, World Climate Report, Oct. 2

Bad Hurricane!  Bad bad bad!  Now I will have to rub your nose in it!

"Jupiter Residents Could Pay More for Garbage Pickup"--headline, TCPalm.com (Florida), Oct. 1

Fuel costs are enormous for that 230 million mile jaunt.

"Striking Greek Teachers Bring Athens to Standstill"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 5

That is the kind of teacher every boy wants in school!  The ones made of dreams.