Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on September 11, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5

That is one way to round them up!

"Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5

Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs?

"US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6

Those potty mouths are everywhere!

"NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7

Scotty not around to beam him up I guess.

"Man's Body Found in Des Moines Cemetery"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 4

Authorities keep digging, expect to find more.

"Man Beats Wife After Violence Course"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7

Maybe he should have taken an ANTI-Violence course?

"Harvard Dead Defends Khatemi Invitation"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7

I wonder who is channeling at Harvard?

"Right Shoes May Be Key to Mass Evacuation"--Chicago Sun-Times, Sept. 8

Left shoes get left behind.


Comments
on Sep 11, 2006
My favorites are the cemetery one and the shoe one.



Good ones, Doc.

~Zoo
on Sep 11, 2006
"Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5


on Sep 11, 2006

My favorites are the cemetery one and the shoe one.

yea, just think of the poor slobs like me with 2 left feet!  We're doomed!

on Sep 11, 2006

Reply By: MasonM

That was my favorite as well.  I had to do a double take on it.

on Sep 12, 2006
!   this is the best bunch I"ve read yet!!  Thanks
on Sep 12, 2006
Good ones, Doc. I like the flasher one, too.

---"NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"---

It's not surprising since he now likes sea men.
on Sep 12, 2006
"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5
That is one way to round them up!
"Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5
Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs?


"Man's Body Found in Des Moines Cemetery"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 4
Authorities keep digging, expect to find more.
"Man Beats Wife After Violence Course"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7
Maybe he should have taken an ANTI-Violence course



These had me chuckling some!
on Sep 12, 2006

this is the best bunch I"ve read yet!! Thanks

Glad I could bring a bit of levity in to a somber day.

on Sep 12, 2006

---"NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"---

It's not surprising since he now likes sea men.

*Groan* *Groan*  That one gets a 2 groaner!

on Sep 12, 2006

These had me chuckling some!

Glad my humor crossed the pond!