"Scientists Warn of 'Mad Honey Disease' "--headline, Independent (London), Sept. 10 That is more politically correct than Mad Cow I guess. "French Broad Is Focus of Race"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Sept. 9 First one to the finish line gets the Broad. "50 Cent Lamborghini Ride Leads to Ticket"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 8 I got 50 cents, can I have a ride? "Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12 So...

"Scientists Warn of 'Mad Honey Disease' "--headline, Independent (London), Sept. 10 That is more politically correct than Mad Cow I guess. "French Broad Is Focus of Race"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Sept. 9 First one to the finish line gets the Broad. "50 Cent Lamborghini Ride Leads to Ticket"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 8 I got 50 cents, can I have a ride? "Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12 So...

"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5 That is one way to round them up! "Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5 Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs? "US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6 Those potty mouths are everywhere! "NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7 Scotty not...

"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5 That is one way to round them up! "Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5 Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs? "US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6 Those potty mouths are everywhere! "NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7 Scotty not...

"Cat Catches Bat, Bat Has Rabies, Bat Put Down"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 25 Dr. Suess is writing headlines now. "Nude Teens Raise Eyebrows in Vermont Town"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 24 Bet that is not all she raised. "Sting Rounds Up 25 Foreigners for Sex Crimes"--headline, WorldNetDaily, Aug. 25 Isn't this taking the name of your Pop group a little too seriously? "Partial Victory for Morning After Pill"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Aug. 25 Does that mean t...

"Cat Catches Bat, Bat Has Rabies, Bat Put Down"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 25 Dr. Suess is writing headlines now. "Nude Teens Raise Eyebrows in Vermont Town"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 24 Bet that is not all she raised. "Sting Rounds Up 25 Foreigners for Sex Crimes"--headline, WorldNetDaily, Aug. 25 Isn't this taking the name of your Pop group a little too seriously? "Partial Victory for Morning After Pill"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Aug. 25 Does that mean t...

In another example of death after life, the Cuban media has decided to make sure that Castro out dies Francisco Franco!  In the latest incarnation, he is shown...... Wait, sorry, he is not shown.  But is alleged to be ok by the latest totalarist, Chavez.  Ok, So Castro is still not dead, but his conditition is improving!  He is warm now, thanks to the tanning industry! I think Gene Wilder should do his life story. "it is ALIVE". Works for me! Raul, you game? ...

In another example of death after life, the Cuban media has decided to make sure that Castro out dies Francisco Franco!  In the latest incarnation, he is shown...... Wait, sorry, he is not shown.  But is alleged to be ok by the latest totalarist, Chavez.  Ok, So Castro is still not dead, but his conditition is improving!  He is warm now, thanks to the tanning industry! I think Gene Wilder should do his life story. "it is ALIVE". Works for me! Raul, you game? ...

Jennifer1 has been writing articles that invite audience participation.  Some of the postings have been quite amusing.  But it reminded me of the Internet Story that we probably have all read about the assignment in writing glass and what 2 students did with it.  I believe we have found the real names of those people!  The Teacher was Jennifer, the Girl was KellyW and the boy was Draginol!  And here is what they wrote! (First paragraph by KellyW) At first, Laurie c...

Jennifer1 has been writing articles that invite audience participation.  Some of the postings have been quite amusing.  But it reminded me of the Internet Story that we probably have all read about the assignment in writing glass and what 2 students did with it.  I believe we have found the real names of those people!  The Teacher was Jennifer, the Girl was KellyW and the boy was Draginol!  And here is what they wrote! (First paragraph by KellyW) At first, Laurie c...

"The elderly face a greater risk of developing problems in the years ahead, including heart disease, stroke, cancer, infection, Alzheimer's or even death."--McClatchy Newspapers, Aug. 23 Last I heard, the younger generation faces the same problems in their years ahead. "Iowa City Researchers Trying to 'Re-Grow' Ear Hair"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 17 My wife tries to pluck mine out! "Syphilis Outbreak Concerns Officials"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Aug. 17 ...

"The elderly face a greater risk of developing problems in the years ahead, including heart disease, stroke, cancer, infection, Alzheimer's or even death."--McClatchy Newspapers, Aug. 23 Last I heard, the younger generation faces the same problems in their years ahead. "Iowa City Researchers Trying to 'Re-Grow' Ear Hair"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 17 My wife tries to pluck mine out! "Syphilis Outbreak Concerns Officials"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Aug. 17 ...

Ah, I thought long and hard on where to put this!  But decided it was best in Humor.  I know it is serious in the Land Down Under, but it is also very amusing! It seems that our mates to the south have a problem with Deer.  Wait!  Sorry!  That old colonial me going wrong again!.  Roos!  Despite culling them (killing for you PETA people), they are increasing exponentially!  And not much the Aussies can do about it.  But they have a plan! Salt the...

Ah, I thought long and hard on where to put this!  But decided it was best in Humor.  I know it is serious in the Land Down Under, but it is also very amusing! It seems that our mates to the south have a problem with Deer.  Wait!  Sorry!  That old colonial me going wrong again!.  Roos!  Despite culling them (killing for you PETA people), they are increasing exponentially!  And not much the Aussies can do about it.  But they have a plan! Salt the...

"Sheehan Treated at Waco Hospital"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 12 What happened to the Politically correct way of saying "Mentally Disturbed"? "Europe High-Speed Train Sees Passenger Jump"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 14 Kind of an extreme way to get out of paying the fare. "Census Shows Growth of Immigrants"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 15 Must the NBA's recruiting class. "Men With Low Testosterone More Likely to Die"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 14 M...