"McDonald's Throws Weight Behind Obesity Research"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 13

Wouldn't that be behind, in front of, and beside Obesity?

"Bottled Water Beats Cancer in a Lab Study"--headline, BeverageDaily.com, Sept. 15

If it was not unanimous, I wonder how many chose cancer?

"Community on Alert After Reported Fox Attacks"--headline, WXII-TV Web site (Winston-Salem, N.C.), Sept. 15

So much for Fair and Balanced.

"Japanese Cult Leader's Appeal Rejected"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 15

A cult leader with no Appeal?  Isn't that like a soda with no fizz?

"Astronauts Prepare for Final Spacewalk"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 15

Arrrrggg, We be modern pirates.  No more Planks for ye!

"Is Conversation Better in Space?"--headline, ABCNews.com, Sept. 14

Since sounds does not travel in a vacuum, men say yes.  Woman say there is no difference.

"Neanderthals May Have Hung On Longer Than Thought"--headline, FoxNews.com, Sept. 14

Thought seems to be losing the endurance battles to everyone!

"Tenacious Neanderthals Held Out in Pockets"--headline, LiveScience.com, Sept. 13

Did they "think" pockets were more cozy?

"Found Guilty Evangelical Christian Navy Chaplain Says Hell Appeal"--headline, WDC Media ("PR with a Higher Purpose"), Sept. 14

Appealing to the enemy?

"Found: Shark That Walks on Its Fins"--headline, Sydney Morning Herald, Sept. 18

SNL: Candy Gram.

"Astronauts Put Final Touches on Solar System"--headline, Independent Online (South Africa), Sept. 15

Did they re-find Pluto?