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Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
Published on June 22, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"NRA Endorses Cannon in Re-Election"--headline, Daily Herald (Provo, Utah), June 13

That's bringing out the big guns!

"New Urban Designs Sought in Obesity Fight"--headline, Associated Press, June 16

Square people instead of round ones?

"Erotic Images Elicit Strong Response From Brain"--headline, ScienceDaily.com, June 13

Pinky is scandalized.

"Gary Glitter Loses Appeal"--headline, United Press International, June 15

He no longer glitters?

"Study Warns of Eminent California Quake"--Headline, Foxnews, June 22

A famous earthquake?  All are renowned, but I would not think residents would call them eminent.

"Water Board Lacks Democrats"--headline, Rochester (N.Y.) Democrat and Chronicle, June 19

Torture for republicans only.

"Track Star Hooker Leaves Texas to Turn Pro"--headline, Austin American-Statesman, June 19

You know, there is nothing worse than an amature prostitute!


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1
Moderateman
on Jun 22, 2006

"Track Star Hooker Leaves Texas to Turn Pro"--headline, Austin American-Statesman, June 19

You know, there is nothing worse than an amature prostitute!

 

I am trying to see her plying her trade while running. nope. cannot do it.

2
Dr Guy
on Jun 22, 2006

I am trying to see her plying her trade while running. nope. cannot do it.

It would be one wild ride!

3
foreverserenity
on Jun 22, 2006
!
4
Dr Guy
on Jun 22, 2006

Reply By: foreverserenity

Good to see you recovering from yesterday.  Hope the laugh helps.

5
MasonM
on Jun 22, 2006
"Study Warns of Eminent California Quake"--Headline, Foxnews, June 22

And these schmucks make their living with words?
6
island_gurl12
on Jun 22, 2006
#5 by MasonM
Thu, June 22, 2006 8:08 PM

7
Dr Guy
on Jun 23, 2006

And these schmucks make their living with words?

If they have not been fired.  I noticed that about noon, they changed it.  But I first saw it about 7:30 am, and it was up for hours!

8
Dr Guy
on Jun 23, 2006

Reply By: island_gurl12

Mason does have a flair for words.

9
Adventure-Dude
on Jun 23, 2006
Pinky was framed I tell you. All part of Brain's quest to take over the world!
10
Dr Guy
on Jun 23, 2006

Pinky was framed I tell you. All part of Brain's quest to take over the world!

I was unsure of that one as I did not know if people would get the reference.  Thanks for being "in" on it!

11
Trudygolightly
on Jun 23, 2006
"Track Star Hooker Leaves Texas to Turn Pro"--headline, Austin American-Statesman, June 19

You know, there is nothing worse than an amature prostitute!
What I want to know is did she turn Pro track star or to a Pro Hooker??
12
Adventure-Dude
on Jun 23, 2006
I LOVED Pinky and the Brain. Couldn't stand the other one's but did like that one. So brain what are we going to do tomorrow night?
13
Dr Guy
on Jun 23, 2006

What I want to know is did she turn Pro track star or to a Pro Hooker??

Inquiring minds want to know!

14
Dr Guy
on Jun 23, 2006

I LOVED Pinky and the Brain. Couldn't stand the other one's but did like that one. So brain what are we going to do tomorrow night?

I liked it somewhat.  A campy cartoon as I grew up with Looney Tunes and Warner Brothers, so I dont like many of the new ones.

15
Adventure-Dude
on Jun 23, 2006
You're just jealous that tomorrow night I am going to take over the WORLD.
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