"Biologist Discovers New Way to Date Books"--headline, Associated Press, June 20

I personally prefer girls, but whatever floats their boat.

"Scientist Prepares Congo Gorillas for Tourism"--Headline, Reuters, June 22

Ok, Kiki give them a big smile and wave.

"Amber-Preserved Web Shows Early Spider Evolution"--Headline, Reuters, June 22

Amber is always bringing odd things home.

"Earth Surrounded by Giant Fizzy Bubbles"--headline, Space.com, June 20

Don Ho has gone to the moon?

"Powerful Storms Race Across Midwest"--headline, Associated Press, June 22

The weak ones just walk.

"Cher Pushing Safer Military Helmets"--headline, Associated Press, June 21

Well, at least it is not drugs she is pushing.

"Terror Suspects Sought Ties With al-Qaida"--headline, Associated Press, June 23

Guess to go with their matching suits?

"Lack of Sex Blamed for Low Birth Rate"--headline, News.com.au, June 22

Sometimes you have to wonder hos smart the experts are - or the editors who publish this stuff.

"Snapping Turtle Spotted Twice Crossing Roads in Orono"--headline, Bangor (Maine) Daily News, June 23

Does that make him a double crosser?