"White House Rejects Call for Iraq Withdrawal"--headline, AFX (Agence France-Presse financial wire), June 13 There are rejects in the White House calling for an Iraq Withdrawal? Perhaps they should read "Punctuation is our friend" "Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan"--headline, Associated Press, June 16 War on Terror working! Bin Laden not believed in a lot of places now! "U.N. Probe: Blast Killed Lebanon's Hariri"--headline, Associated Press, June ...
"White House Rejects Call for Iraq Withdrawal"--headline, AFX (Agence France-Presse financial wire), June 13 There are rejects in the White House calling for an Iraq Withdrawal? Perhaps they should read "Punctuation is our friend" "Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan"--headline, Associated Press, June 16 War on Terror working! Bin Laden not believed in a lot of places now! "U.N. Probe: Blast Killed Lebanon's Hariri"--headline, Associated Press, June ...
"Boy's Death Moves City Panel to Favor Required Neutering"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, June 10 Isn't it kind of late for neutering now? "Rare Bomb Explosions Kill Nine in Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 12 Morale? Leave bomb collecting to the experts! "Experts See Rage in Brutal Murder"--headline, Home News Tribune (East Brunswick, N.J.), June 12 Rage? I would say there was some hatred as well! "Experts Try to Open Doors for Stem Cells"--headlin...
"Boy's Death Moves City Panel to Favor Required Neutering"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, June 10 Isn't it kind of late for neutering now? "Rare Bomb Explosions Kill Nine in Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 12 Morale? Leave bomb collecting to the experts! "Experts See Rage in Brutal Murder"--headline, Home News Tribune (East Brunswick, N.J.), June 12 Rage? I would say there was some hatred as well! "Experts Try to Open Doors for Stem Cells"--headlin...
A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and take the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the mo...
A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and take the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the mo...
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Gir...
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Gir...
I read this and laughed! Please, this is under Humor so there is nothing political about it. And if you have never tasted Chesapeake blues, you have not tasted Crabs! So just read and laugh! GLOUCESTER POINT -- Just in time for light summer reading: a story about a half-male, half-female blue crab with schizophrenic tendencies. The unusual creature initially made sexual overtures to a female crab it was introduced to but reconsidered and ate the erstwhile lo...
I read this and laughed! Please, this is under Humor so there is nothing political about it. And if you have never tasted Chesapeake blues, you have not tasted Crabs! So just read and laugh! GLOUCESTER POINT -- Just in time for light summer reading: a story about a half-male, half-female blue crab with schizophrenic tendencies. The unusual creature initially made sexual overtures to a female crab it was introduced to but reconsidered and ate the erstwhile lo...
"Experts: Shark Bit N.J. Teen"--headline, Arizona Daily Star (Tucson), June 9 Gee, was it the shark tooth or the fact the vite took place in the water? Thank god for experts! "Cops: Nude Beach Flasher More Aggressive"--headline, Associated Press, June 8 Well, get rid of the sharks, and maybe he will be more passive! But wait, are they saying there are non nude flashers? "hey lady, wanna see my levis?" "Meeting With Jewish Group, Pope Stresses Commitment to Good ...
"Experts: Shark Bit N.J. Teen"--headline, Arizona Daily Star (Tucson), June 9 Gee, was it the shark tooth or the fact the vite took place in the water? Thank god for experts! "Cops: Nude Beach Flasher More Aggressive"--headline, Associated Press, June 8 Well, get rid of the sharks, and maybe he will be more passive! But wait, are they saying there are non nude flashers? "hey lady, wanna see my levis?" "Meeting With Jewish Group, Pope Stresses Commitment to Good ...
From a letter to the editor of Asheville Citizen Times, Faye Arrington relates: I am an animal lover. I am shocked at the speed of automobiles on the Blue Ridge Parkway and have reported same to the rangers. On a recent Sunday I saw a little squirrel halfway across the road. A driver approached and could have more than given the squirrel time to get out of danger, but no. He hit the little squirrel. I jumped out hoping he [the squirrel] was only dazed. I picked him up, trying to breat...
From a letter to the editor of Asheville Citizen Times, Faye Arrington relates: I am an animal lover. I am shocked at the speed of automobiles on the Blue Ridge Parkway and have reported same to the rangers. On a recent Sunday I saw a little squirrel halfway across the road. A driver approached and could have more than given the squirrel time to get out of danger, but no. He hit the little squirrel. I jumped out hoping he [the squirrel] was only dazed. I picked him up, trying to breat...
"Navy Destroyer Gun Fired, no Injuries" --- Richmond Times Dispatch, June 7, 2005 Those gunners better get in more target practice! "Charlotte Church: Bush Is a Wierdo"--headline, Paisley (Scotland) Daily Express, June 3 Not all Churches are conservative I guess. "Distraction, not age, makes us forget things, experts say" -- subheadline, Houston Chronicle, June 5 Ok, so why do old people have more distractions then? "Dental Society Picks 107th President"--headline, Hartfor...