Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on January 15, 2007 By Dr Guy In Humor

There is an old joke about a farmer's daughter (they all begin that way) and a traveling salesman.  The joke goes that the farmer lets the salesman stay the night, but he is not to touch his daughter.  And to make sure he does not, he puts eggs all around his daughter in her bed.  Well, as it goes, the salesman cannot resists, busts all the eggs and then realizes he is a dead man!  But being a traveling glue salesman, he runs out to his car, gets some glue and glues all the eggs back together before the farmer wakes up.

Upon waking, the farmer sees all the eggs are intact and to congratulate the salesman, tells him he is going to fix him a country sized breakfast.  So the farmer gathers the eggs to start it and cracks them open.  Of course they are empty.  Enraged the farmer grabs his shotgun and runs to the hen house.  Staring at the roosters the farmer demands "Ok, which one of you has been using a condom!!!!!".

So what else is new?  About 2 weeks ago, I started to again receive notifications from the JU Forums of articles that have been commented on.  This feature stopped working a long time ago, so I really was pleasantly surprised to see it start again.  Except for one thing.  When you open the messages from the JU Forums, there is nothing inside!

So my questions is:  Which admin is using condoms in the forums?


Comments
on Jan 15, 2007


I hadn't even noticed as I don't bother to open them. I just note the title in the subject line and delete.
on Jan 15, 2007
  

bock-BOCK!
on Jan 15, 2007

I hadn't even noticed as I don't bother to open them. I just note the title in the subject line and delete.

So you are not an egg man?

on Jan 15, 2007

bock-BOCK!

Guilty as charged!  Oh wait, you are not an admin!

on Jan 15, 2007
hahhahaah - I was not expecting that punch line!!
on Jan 15, 2007

hahhahaah - I was not expecting that punch line!!

Fitted any cucumbers lately?

on Jan 16, 2007
- Good joke

So you are not an egg man?


No, I am the egg man, goo goo ga joob...
on Jan 16, 2007

No, I am the egg man, goo goo ga joob...

I am the walrus.

on Jan 17, 2007
!
on Jan 17, 2007

Reply By: foreverserenity

I see you like the high brow humor.