"Man With No Pulse Considered a Medical Breakthrough"--headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Dec. 13

I thought they were called Corpses?

"Leahy Wants FBI to Help Corrupt Iraqi Police Force"--headline, CNN.com, Dec. 13

teach them to take bribes?

"Dueling Views Pit Baker Against Rice"--headline, New York Times, Dec. 8

Only wheat flower from now on!

"Obama Takes First Steps in N.H."--headline, Washington Post, Dec. 11

I guess that is news!  A 40 year old man just learning to walk????

"I'm So Sorry for Cheating on My Wife, Says Dancing Cricket Star"--headline, Daily Mail (London), Dec. 11

Jiminy shocks Pinocchio!

"One Key to Bird Flight Discovered"--headline, LiveScience.com, Dec. 18

Were the feathers a dead give away?

"Suspected Smart Kidnapper Yells at Judge"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 18

If he was smart, why is he yelling at a judge?

"France Beats a Retreat"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, Dec. 18

Mob of kindergartners demanding end to nap time terrorize French army.

"Pink Angers Australian Government"--headline, BBC Web site, Dec. 20

All Flamingos now to be only blue.