"Man With No Pulse Considered a Medical Breakthrough"--headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Dec. 13 I thought they were called Corpses? "Leahy Wants FBI to Help Corrupt Iraqi Police Force"--headline, CNN.com, Dec. 13 teach them to take bribes? "Dueling Views Pit Baker Against Rice"--headline, New York Times, Dec. 8 Only wheat flower from now on! "Obama Takes First Steps in N.H."--headline, Washington Post, Dec. 11 I guess that is news! A 40 year old man just...
"Man With No Pulse Considered a Medical Breakthrough"--headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Dec. 13 I thought they were called Corpses? "Leahy Wants FBI to Help Corrupt Iraqi Police Force"--headline, CNN.com, Dec. 13 teach them to take bribes? "Dueling Views Pit Baker Against Rice"--headline, New York Times, Dec. 8 Only wheat flower from now on! "Obama Takes First Steps in N.H."--headline, Washington Post, Dec. 11 I guess that is news! A 40 year old man just...
"Microsoft Warns of New Word Attack"--headline, Sci-Tech Today, Dec. 6 Linux? "Chirac and Merkel Unite Over Turkey"--headline, Financial Times, Dec. 3 "I'll have another slice of white meat Jacques." "Sharpton Wants Police Shooting Probes"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 3 They wont be deadly, but I would not moon a cop! "Deputies Shock Man Accused of Battery"--headline, News Star (Monroe, La.), Dec. 4 Was he charged after that? "Charges Dog Strip Club Owner"...
"Microsoft Warns of New Word Attack"--headline, Sci-Tech Today, Dec. 6 Linux? "Chirac and Merkel Unite Over Turkey"--headline, Financial Times, Dec. 3 "I'll have another slice of white meat Jacques." "Sharpton Wants Police Shooting Probes"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 3 They wont be deadly, but I would not moon a cop! "Deputies Shock Man Accused of Battery"--headline, News Star (Monroe, La.), Dec. 4 Was he charged after that? "Charges Dog Strip Club Owner"...
"Pope Pushes Turkey to Protect Christians"--headline, CBSNews.com, Nov. 29 Just caaaaaalllllll For Super Turkey! Bawk, Ba-ba-bawk! "Arctic Gull Recorded in Southern Calif."--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 24 Guess not too many studios at the north pole. "Ohio Firm Recalls Turkey and Ham"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 24 "That was some feast you put on for Thanksgiving Ma!" "Oregon AD Moos to Resign, Will Stay Until March 2007"--headline, ESPN.com, Nov. 26 What do y...
"Pope Pushes Turkey to Protect Christians"--headline, CBSNews.com, Nov. 29 Just caaaaaalllllll For Super Turkey! Bawk, Ba-ba-bawk! "Arctic Gull Recorded in Southern Calif."--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 24 Guess not too many studios at the north pole. "Ohio Firm Recalls Turkey and Ham"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 24 "That was some feast you put on for Thanksgiving Ma!" "Oregon AD Moos to Resign, Will Stay Until March 2007"--headline, ESPN.com, Nov. 26 What do y...
"Scientists Find Genetic Differences Between Humans, Chimps"--headline, Daily Californian (University of California, Berkeley), Nov. 17 Gee, and I always thought they were identical twins. "Elderly Dying From Falls More Often"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 16 Lazarus has nothing on the people of today who seem to be dying many times! "Frenchwoman May Be First to Lead France"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 17 No wonder France is so messed up! It has never had ...
"Scientists Find Genetic Differences Between Humans, Chimps"--headline, Daily Californian (University of California, Berkeley), Nov. 17 Gee, and I always thought they were identical twins. "Elderly Dying From Falls More Often"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 16 Lazarus has nothing on the people of today who seem to be dying many times! "Frenchwoman May Be First to Lead France"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 17 No wonder France is so messed up! It has never had ...
"Cell Transplants Restore Sight in Blind Mice"--headline, Washington Post, Nov. 9 Can it replace their tails? "Bono Calls for U.S. to Repatriate Hicks"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 7 Rednecks come home! "Ennis to Face Self in Superior Court Runoff"--headline, Telegraph (Macon, Ga.), Nov. 9 Will the best man win? "Owens Sentenced to Death for 3rd Time"--headline, WYFF-TV Web site (Greenville, S.C.), Nov. 13 He is doing Lazarus one better! "Official: Politici...
"Cell Transplants Restore Sight in Blind Mice"--headline, Washington Post, Nov. 9 Can it replace their tails? "Bono Calls for U.S. to Repatriate Hicks"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 7 Rednecks come home! "Ennis to Face Self in Superior Court Runoff"--headline, Telegraph (Macon, Ga.), Nov. 9 Will the best man win? "Owens Sentenced to Death for 3rd Time"--headline, WYFF-TV Web site (Greenville, S.C.), Nov. 13 He is doing Lazarus one better! "Official: Politici...
"Hussein May Be Hanged by Spring, Lawyer Says"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Nov. 7 Are they running out of rope? "School Bus Injuries Much More Common Than Thought"--headline, HealthDay.com, Nov. 6 Appaerntly not a lot of thought in school busses. "The Geneva-based World Health Organization will chose its seventh leader this week."--Washington Times, Nov. 6 Not much job security in that job! "Has Madonna Become a Jew for Jesus?"--headline, MSNBC.com, Nov. 6 Most ...
"Hussein May Be Hanged by Spring, Lawyer Says"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Nov. 7 Are they running out of rope? "School Bus Injuries Much More Common Than Thought"--headline, HealthDay.com, Nov. 6 Appaerntly not a lot of thought in school busses. "The Geneva-based World Health Organization will chose its seventh leader this week."--Washington Times, Nov. 6 Not much job security in that job! "Has Madonna Become a Jew for Jesus?"--headline, MSNBC.com, Nov. 6 Most ...
"UCF Professor Says No Such Thing as Ghosts"--headline, WDBO-AM Web site (Orlando, Fla.), Oct. 26 Ghosts ok with that, as they dont beleive in Professors. "Police Chase Depressed Driver"--headline, Indianapolis Star, Oct. 27 Depression is against the law? "Fire Breaks Out at Salt Lake Crematorium"--headline, KTVX-TV Web site (Salt Lake City), Oct. 25 Sand found in the Middle East? "Dow Jones to Sell Six Papers for $283 Million"--headline, MarketWatch.com, Oct. 27 ...
"UCF Professor Says No Such Thing as Ghosts"--headline, WDBO-AM Web site (Orlando, Fla.), Oct. 26 Ghosts ok with that, as they dont beleive in Professors. "Police Chase Depressed Driver"--headline, Indianapolis Star, Oct. 27 Depression is against the law? "Fire Breaks Out at Salt Lake Crematorium"--headline, KTVX-TV Web site (Salt Lake City), Oct. 25 Sand found in the Middle East? "Dow Jones to Sell Six Papers for $283 Million"--headline, MarketWatch.com, Oct. 27 ...
"The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America's children."--Nancy Pelosi I have heard of women lying about there age, but isn't that a bit extreme? "Croatia Tempts Tourists With Cheap Dental Care"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 16 Psst! Hey buddy, want to buy a crown? "Company Recalls Egg Salad in 17 States"--headline, CNN.com, Oct. 22 It was a light and fluffy blend of eggs and mayonaise that temp...