"Optimists May Have Longer Lives"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 22
Pessimists think theirs are too long.
"Uma Thurman Breaks Wrist, Shooting Delayed"--headline, United Press International, Dec. 23
Guess she has to be put down.
"Diapers Not the Solution for Stones"--headline, St. Petersburg Times, Dec. 28
Jagger should stick with Depends.
"Planet-Hunting Satellite to Be Launched Today by French Agency"--headline, Bloomberg, Dec. 27
Will surrender to first one it finds.
"Protecting Polar Bears: Your E-Mails"--headline, CNN.com, Dec. 28
"Forward this to as many people as you can! Do not break the chain!"
"U.S. Moves to Protect Polar Bears"--headline, CBSNews.com, Dec. 27
Haven't they heard of Emails?
"Fords Are Expected to Feature Windows"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Dec. 30
The Future car of 1907? Did we skip back a century in Detroit?
"Aquarium Puts Ailing Beluga Whale to Sleep"--headline, CNN.com, Jan. 2
Those screen savers can put anyone to sleep!
The next 2 seem to be conflicting polls. But if you look closer at the stories, you will see it is the same Poll!
"AP Poll: Americans Optimistic for 2007"--Dec. 30 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061231/ap_on_re_us/optimism_ap_poll_2
"Poll: Americans See Doom, Gloom in 2007"--Dec. 31 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061231/ap_on_re_us/2007_predictions_ap_poll_2