Well, after a short hiatus (Editors got better I guess) it is back! "Chirac Makes Case for EU Treaty"--headline, BBC Web site, April 15 Is the case going to hold the treaty? "Police Hold Woman Over Deadly Paris Hotel Fire"--headline, Reuters, April 18 Is that how you make a lady do a slow burn? "Thousands Circumcised in Morocco"--headline, Associated Press, April 14 Mass Circumcision. What will the Rev Moon think of next. "WHO: Virus Sent to Mexico, Leban...

Well, after a short hiatus (Editors got better I guess) it is back! "Chirac Makes Case for EU Treaty"--headline, BBC Web site, April 15 Is the case going to hold the treaty? "Police Hold Woman Over Deadly Paris Hotel Fire"--headline, Reuters, April 18 Is that how you make a lady do a slow burn? "Thousands Circumcised in Morocco"--headline, Associated Press, April 14 Mass Circumcision. What will the Rev Moon think of next. "WHO: Virus Sent to Mexico, Leban...

NASA Fuels Shuttle Discovery - Foxnews April 14, 2005 And I always thought the Shuttles were made, not discovered. "Should Hillary Clinton Run for Presidents?"--headline, Associated Press, April 12 I guess THE President's job is not enough for the smartest woman on the planet. "According to monkeys, high taxes can make us work less and live more, writes Ross Gittins."--subheadline, the Age (Melbourne, Australia), April 14 Something even monkeys understand.  I wonder...

NASA Fuels Shuttle Discovery - Foxnews April 14, 2005 And I always thought the Shuttles were made, not discovered. "Should Hillary Clinton Run for Presidents?"--headline, Associated Press, April 12 I guess THE President's job is not enough for the smartest woman on the planet. "According to monkeys, high taxes can make us work less and live more, writes Ross Gittins."--subheadline, the Age (Melbourne, Australia), April 14 Something even monkeys understand.  I wonder...

"Study Suggests Geography Favored Kerry"--headline, Rocky Mountain News, April 8 Guess they have not learned that land cannot vote.  Maybe a new amendment to the constitution would fix this problem? "Woman Says ME Took Her Brother's Brain"--headline, Associated Press, April 8 I NEVER!  I did not take it! "Rabid Raccoon Confirmed in Nassau County"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), April 12 Boy, I guess the Catholic Church is hard up for membership! And now f...

"Study Suggests Geography Favored Kerry"--headline, Rocky Mountain News, April 8 Guess they have not learned that land cannot vote.  Maybe a new amendment to the constitution would fix this problem? "Woman Says ME Took Her Brother's Brain"--headline, Associated Press, April 8 I NEVER!  I did not take it! "Rabid Raccoon Confirmed in Nassau County"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), April 12 Boy, I guess the Catholic Church is hard up for membership! And now f...

"Court: There's No Constitutional Right to a Lap Dance"--headline, Associated Press , April 5 We need a ruling for the court to know that??????? "An Awful Void Is Left After John Paul II"--headline, New York Sun , April 6 "Two Young Cubs Can Fill the Void"--headline, New York Sun , April 6 I knew the Pope was a bear of a man, but did not know they had already held the elections! "Woman Photographs Swan, Finds Hand Stuck in Ice"--headline, Reu...

"Court: There's No Constitutional Right to a Lap Dance"--headline, Associated Press , April 5 We need a ruling for the court to know that??????? "An Awful Void Is Left After John Paul II"--headline, New York Sun , April 6 "Two Young Cubs Can Fill the Void"--headline, New York Sun , April 6 I knew the Pope was a bear of a man, but did not know they had already held the elections! "Woman Photographs Swan, Finds Hand Stuck in Ice"--headline, Reu...

"White House Rejects Call for Iraq Withdrawal"--headline, AFX (Agence France-Presse financial wire), June 13 There are rejects in the White House calling for an Iraq Withdrawal?  Perhaps they should read "Punctuation is our friend" "Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan"--headline, Associated Press, June 16 War on Terror working!  Bin Laden not believed in a lot of places now! "U.N. Probe: Blast Killed Lebanon's Hariri"--headline, Associated Press, June ...

"White House Rejects Call for Iraq Withdrawal"--headline, AFX (Agence France-Presse financial wire), June 13 There are rejects in the White House calling for an Iraq Withdrawal?  Perhaps they should read "Punctuation is our friend" "Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan"--headline, Associated Press, June 16 War on Terror working!  Bin Laden not believed in a lot of places now! "U.N. Probe: Blast Killed Lebanon's Hariri"--headline, Associated Press, June ...

"Boy's Death Moves City Panel to Favor Required Neutering"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, June 10 Isn't it kind of late for neutering now? "Rare Bomb Explosions Kill Nine in Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 12 Morale?  Leave bomb collecting to the experts! "Experts See Rage in Brutal Murder"--headline, Home News Tribune (East Brunswick, N.J.), June 12 Rage?  I would say there was some hatred as well! "Experts Try to Open Doors for Stem Cells"--headlin...

"Boy's Death Moves City Panel to Favor Required Neutering"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, June 10 Isn't it kind of late for neutering now? "Rare Bomb Explosions Kill Nine in Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 12 Morale?  Leave bomb collecting to the experts! "Experts See Rage in Brutal Murder"--headline, Home News Tribune (East Brunswick, N.J.), June 12 Rage?  I would say there was some hatred as well! "Experts Try to Open Doors for Stem Cells"--headlin...

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and take the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the mo...

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and take the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the mo...

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Gir...