"Frank Snowden, Former Howard Dean, Dies"--headline, United Press International, Feb. 28

Howard Dean is not an original?

"Honey, Root May Help Staph Infection"--headline, Arizona Republic, Feb. 27

So much for healthy honey!

"Snails Save Energy by Re-Using Mucus Trails"--headline, LiveScience.com, March 1

Snail powered Houses next?

"Inspector General Says School That Uses Shock Therapy Overcharged"--headline, Associated Press, March 1

"Crank the volts down to just 500 - no need in killing them."

"Del. Earns 'C' for Educational Effectivness"--headline, News Journal (Wilmington), Feb. 28

Delaware paper fails educational effectiveness.

"Rats Stalk UN Corridors of Power"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), March 2

Finally, truth in reporting!

"Researchers Discover Spider Chastity Belt --headline, AOL, 3-6

How did they get their little legs apart to look?

"Penguins Poised to Leave Pittsburgh"--headline, CBC.ca, March 5

Global warming on the march!

"Key Lawmakers Complain of Weak Intelligence"--headline, Washington Times, March 5

More truth from politicians!

"Phony Pipe Bomb Exploded in Northeast Charlotte"--headline, WSOC-TV Web site (Charlotte, N.C.), March 5

Would a real one not have exploded?

"Clinton Focuses on Women"--headline, PoliticalWire.com, March 7

Inn't that what got him into trouble 9 years ago?

"Gasoline Prices on the Rise, Crack $3 in California, Hawaii"--headline, FoxNews.com, March 8

Drugs now replacing gas in Eco friendly states?

"Jason Wahler to Go to Jail for Beatings"--headline, Associated Press, March 7

Hell, he can walk down some streets in this town for that.  He does not have to go to jail for it.