"Frank Snowden, Former Howard Dean, Dies"--headline, United Press International, Feb. 28
Howard Dean is not an original?
"Honey, Root May Help Staph Infection"--headline, Arizona Republic, Feb. 27
So much for healthy honey!
"Snails Save Energy by Re-Using Mucus Trails"--headline, LiveScience.com, March 1
Snail powered Houses next?
"Inspector General Says School That Uses Shock Therapy Overcharged"--headline, Associated Press, March 1
"Crank the volts down to just 500 - no need in killing them."
"Del. Earns 'C' for Educational Effectivness"--headline, News Journal (Wilmington), Feb. 28
Delaware paper fails educational effectiveness.
"Rats Stalk UN Corridors of Power"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), March 2
Finally, truth in reporting!
"Researchers Discover Spider Chastity Belt --headline, AOL, 3-6
How did they get their little legs apart to look?
"Penguins Poised to Leave Pittsburgh"--headline, CBC.ca, March 5
Global warming on the march!
"Key Lawmakers Complain of Weak Intelligence"--headline, Washington Times, March 5
More truth from politicians!
"Phony Pipe Bomb Exploded in Northeast Charlotte"--headline, WSOC-TV Web site (Charlotte, N.C.), March 5
Would a real one not have exploded?
"Clinton Focuses on Women"--headline, PoliticalWire.com, March 7
Inn't that what got him into trouble 9 years ago?
"Gasoline Prices on the Rise, Crack $3 in California, Hawaii"--headline, FoxNews.com, March 8
Drugs now replacing gas in Eco friendly states?
"Jason Wahler to Go to Jail for Beatings"--headline, Associated Press, March 7
Hell, he can walk down some streets in this town for that. He does not have to go to jail for it.
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