Stardock Forced me Through Menopause

Published on February 28, 2007 By Dr Guy In Humor

Last night, I went to bed with a period. Confident in my knowledge that although aging, I was doing so gracefully. But little did I know that whilst I slept, someone was conspiring to age my body beyond my normal eternal youthfulness!

Today I awoke, and something was different. You know how it is. You know something is, but not what. What could it be? But I went about my daily duties thinking that perhaps it was just a synaptic disconnect (which sometimes leads to the fealing of Deja' Vu - but that is another story). It must have just been that. A synaptic disconnect.

Lunch time came. And with it the realization that I was old! And now periodless! Yes dear Friends! I received the following message from Stardock!

Unfortunately your account, being an older account, already has Non-AlphaNumeric characters. So we have changed your nickname on your account to be "Dr Guy".

I bawled my eyes out! No longer able to bear children! I am now periodless! I am an old man! Oh woe is me!

Wait! I that means I cannot have more children, so I can have unprotected sex with anyone! ALRIGHT!

Thanks Stardock! Now I can join the 60s - 40 years late!

Comments (Page 1)

DrDonald

on Feb 28, 2007

...and now everything you ever wanted to know about male periods Link

Shovelheat

on Feb 28, 2007

Heh, my old lady says I'm on the rag all the time...

Gideon MacLeish

on Feb 28, 2007

Stardock won't even ACCEPT my account on WC...and I DON'T have any non alphanumerics!

greywar

on Feb 28, 2007

I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it. I was sitting here thinking, "I would have sworn Dr. Guy was a man but maybe I was wrong..."

Dr Guy

on Feb 28, 2007

...and now everything you ever wanted to know about male periods

WOW! I never knew!

Dr Guy

on Feb 28, 2007

Heh, my old lady says I'm on the rag all the time...

Just wait until you are my age!

KellyW0498

on Feb 28, 2007

Hey, until you have a first rate hot flash. Pipe down!

Dr Guy

on Feb 28, 2007

Stardock won't even ACCEPT my account on WC...and I DON'T have any non alphanumerics!

I dont think this is the same thing. This was an auto correction in preparation of getting JU under the fold.

Dr Guy

on Feb 28, 2007

I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it. I was sitting here thinking, "I would have sworn Dr. Guy was a man but maybe I was wrong..."

Hey! Think of what I was thinking!

Dr Guy

on Feb 28, 2007

Hey, until you have a first rate hot flash. Pipe down!

I think I had one.

MasonM

on Feb 28, 2007

Yeah, but do you actually miss your period? maybe Stardock knocked you up.

KFC Kickin For Christ

on Feb 28, 2007

I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it

*cough* ummmmm I still haven't got it.

KFC Kickin For Christ

on Feb 28, 2007

Yeah, but do you actually miss your period? maybe Stardock knocked you up.

oh geeeesh.....I hope SC doesn't see this........if so, we're in for another one of his loony tunes.

Dr Guy

on Mar 01, 2007

Yeah, but do you actually miss your period? maybe Stardock knocked you up.

Ya think maybe we can start a contest on who the daddy is?

Dr Guy

on Mar 01, 2007

I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it

*cough* ummmmm I still haven't got it.

My Handle use to be Dr. Guy. Stardock had to change it to Dr Guy since the new system does not allow non-alphanumeric characters.

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