"The elderly face a greater risk of developing problems in the years ahead, including heart disease, stroke, cancer, infection, Alzheimer's or even death."--McClatchy Newspapers, Aug. 23
Last I heard, the younger generation faces the same problems in their years ahead.
"Iowa City Researchers Trying to 'Re-Grow' Ear Hair"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 17
My wife tries to pluck mine out!
"Syphilis Outbreak Concerns Officials"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Aug. 17
Should have gotten the penicillin shot!
"Fannie Mae to Sell $4.5 Bills on Wednesday"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 21
Wonder if they are like the $3 bills? But inflated.
"Hundreds of body parts recalled" --headline, CNN, Aug. 23
Do we turn in our coccyx at the retail store?
"Court: Nader Must Pay for Election Suit"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 23
You would think he would have just worn a sports coat if he could not have afforded the suit.
"France Campaign Trail Paved With Condoms"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 22
Where the rubber meets the road.
"Mason Sues Jews for Jesus Over Pamphlet" --Headline, AOL, 8-27-06
Must have been that cartoon about his snake skin Yarmulke.
"Cult Leader Gets Date With Executioner"--headline, CNN.com, Aug. 24
Second prize was 2 dates?