Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on August 28, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"The elderly face a greater risk of developing problems in the years ahead, including heart disease, stroke, cancer, infection, Alzheimer's or even death."--McClatchy Newspapers, Aug. 23

Last I heard, the younger generation faces the same problems in their years ahead.

"Iowa City Researchers Trying to 'Re-Grow' Ear Hair"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 17

My wife tries to pluck mine out!

"Syphilis Outbreak Concerns Officials"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Aug. 17

Should have gotten the penicillin shot!

"Fannie Mae to Sell $4.5 Bills on Wednesday"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 21

Wonder if they are like the $3 bills? But inflated.

"Hundreds of body parts recalled" --headline, CNN, Aug. 23

Do we turn in our coccyx at the retail store?

"Court: Nader Must Pay for Election Suit"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 23

You would think he would have just worn a sports coat if he could not have afforded the suit.

"France Campaign Trail Paved With Condoms"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 22

Where the rubber meets the road.

"Mason Sues Jews for Jesus Over Pamphlet" --Headline, AOL, 8-27-06

Must have been that cartoon about his snake skin Yarmulke.

"Cult Leader Gets Date With Executioner"--headline, CNN.com, Aug. 24

Second prize was 2 dates?

Comments

Zoologist03

on Aug 28, 2006

Heh, heh

These are great.

I like the body parts one.

~Zoo

Dr Guy

on Aug 28, 2006

I like the body parts one.

Gotten your recall letter yet?

MasonM

on Aug 28, 2006

"Mason Sues Jews for Jesus Over Pamphlet" --Headline, AOL, 8-27-06

I did? When did I do this? How much did I win?

Dr Guy

on Aug 28, 2006

I did? When did I do this? How much did I win?

I was hoping you would see that. I guess for those who have not read your blog, the meaning is lost.

So why did you sue? Hmmmm???? Inquiring minds want to know.

Adventure-Dude

on Aug 28, 2006

Here I thought Mason was sueing because of the propeller kippah. Mason you said you'd wear it

Adventure-Dude

on Aug 28, 2006

Doc would you oblige me in telling me how to get the picture in my replies?

Dr Guy

on Aug 28, 2006

Here I thought Mason was sueing because of the propeller kippah. Mason you said you'd wear it

He never said he would allow a picture of it!

Dr Guy

on Aug 28, 2006

Doc would you oblige me in telling me how to get the picture in my replies?

On the Forums? Sure. Hold on. https://forums.joeuser.com/?g=myaccount&p=3

Go to that. Yours will be your account, but you will have a personal icon right at the top. It has to be 50x50 pixels, so cut it down if you need to. It will be there.

Adventure-Dude

on Aug 30, 2006

Thanks Doc. Much obliged

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