"UCF Professor Says No Such Thing as Ghosts"--headline, WDBO-AM Web site (Orlando, Fla.), Oct. 26

Ghosts ok with that, as they dont beleive in Professors.

"Police Chase Depressed Driver"--headline, Indianapolis Star, Oct. 27

Depression is against the law?

"Fire Breaks Out at Salt Lake Crematorium"--headline, KTVX-TV Web site (Salt Lake City), Oct. 25

Sand found in the Middle East?

"Dow Jones to Sell Six Papers for $283 Million"--headline, MarketWatch.com, Oct. 27

Now THAT is inflation!

"First Lady Expected to Draw Thousands"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Oct. 30

Laura is a sketch artist?

"Monster Worldwide Director Resigns"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 30

Sully is out?

"French Press Declares Halloween Dead"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 31

They also declared Nazi Germany no Threat.

"Dead Bassist Lesh Has Prostate Cancer"--headline, United Press International, Oct. 30
"Ex-Dead Bassist Lesh Has Prostate Cancer"--headline, Marin (Calif.) Independent Journal, Oct. 31

The second coming of Lazarus?

"Stoplight Not Coming to Chesterfield Intersection"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Nov. 1

Guess the intersection will have to go to the stoplight.