"The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America's children."--Nancy Pelosi

I have heard of women lying about there age, but isn't that a bit extreme?

"Croatia Tempts Tourists With Cheap Dental Care"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 16

Psst!  Hey buddy, want to buy a crown?

"Company Recalls Egg Salad in 17 States"--headline, CNN.com, Oct. 22

It was a light and fluffy blend of eggs and mayonaise that temped the palate.

"Bunting Out at North Carolina"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 22

So much for the Squeeze play in NC.

"Stop Mailing Fake Grenades, Canadians Told"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 23

Mail only live ones?????

"Former Teacher Banished to Canada"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 22

WOW!  Canada is the new Siberia!

"Thai Teens Get High on Cow Dung, Mosquito Coil Ash"--headline, Age (Melbourne, Australia), Oct. 23

Hey man!  Now that is some really good Shit!

"Experts Puzzle Over Fresh vs. Canned Pumpkin"--headline, Record (Stockton, Calif.), Oct. 25

Clue for Experts.  One comes in a silver metallic container, and the other in a large round gourd.

"Armed Robber Is Sought in LaPlace"--headline, Times-Picayune (New Orleans), Oct. 25

Loony tunes has come to the headlines. "Bugsy's Hideout".

"Jewish newborns are routinely circumcised as part of their faith."--Associated Press, Oct. 24

50% of the Jews I know never were!

"Report Finds Sex Always on Men's Minds"--headline, United Press International, Oct. 24

That is an outright lie! {Hmmmm...those creamy thighs, those nice round hips}.  Uh, what was I talking about?  Oh yea, A lie!