"Wild Potatoes, Peanuts at Risk From Global Warming"--headline, Reuters, May 22 Snoopy and Mrs. Potato head got sunburned. "Minister Accused of Having 8 Wives in Jail"--headline, WGCL-TV Web site (Atlanta), May 21 He knows how to find the crooked ladies! "Officials: Body is Missing Constable"--headline, Associated Press, May 21 At least the police are ahead of the game. "Paula Abdul Misses Dog, Breaks Nose"--headline, CNN.com, May 22 Kind of an extreme form of mo...
"Wild Potatoes, Peanuts at Risk From Global Warming"--headline, Reuters, May 22 Snoopy and Mrs. Potato head got sunburned. "Minister Accused of Having 8 Wives in Jail"--headline, WGCL-TV Web site (Atlanta), May 21 He knows how to find the crooked ladies! "Officials: Body is Missing Constable"--headline, Associated Press, May 21 At least the police are ahead of the game. "Paula Abdul Misses Dog, Breaks Nose"--headline, CNN.com, May 22 Kind of an extreme form of mo...
"SUV crashes into store, perhaps in attempt to steal guns" --headline, Orlando Sentinel, May 21 Police looking for SUV - considered Armed and Dangerous! "Hunter Struggles to Be Noticed on GOP Debate Stage"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, May 17 He should do what Cheney did - that will get him noticed. "Dementia Training Scheduled for June 1 in Perrysburg"--headline, News-Messenger (Fremont, Ohio), May 17 And for those who forget, June 2, June 3, June 4, ........ "Go...
"SUV crashes into store, perhaps in attempt to steal guns" --headline, Orlando Sentinel, May 21 Police looking for SUV - considered Armed and Dangerous! "Hunter Struggles to Be Noticed on GOP Debate Stage"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, May 17 He should do what Cheney did - that will get him noticed. "Dementia Training Scheduled for June 1 in Perrysburg"--headline, News-Messenger (Fremont, Ohio), May 17 And for those who forget, June 2, June 3, June 4, ........ "Go...
"Bush Moving on Air Pollution"--headline, Associated Press, May 14 I guess the air is getting thick! "Hillary Stumps Ohio"--headline, NewsMax.com, May 6 And the question is "What state is south of your Border?" "Cloning: Scientists vs. Consumers"--headline, BusinessWeek, May 4 I choose consumers. They help the economy. "Plan to Move Police Oversight Unit Ripped"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 4 Should have stayed with the Kevlar Units! "Hillary Clinton,...
"Bush Moving on Air Pollution"--headline, Associated Press, May 14 I guess the air is getting thick! "Hillary Stumps Ohio"--headline, NewsMax.com, May 6 And the question is "What state is south of your Border?" "Cloning: Scientists vs. Consumers"--headline, BusinessWeek, May 4 I choose consumers. They help the economy. "Plan to Move Police Oversight Unit Ripped"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 4 Should have stayed with the Kevlar Units! "Hillary Clinton,...
"Left-Handed Women Face Higher Risk of Death"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), May 2 Greater than 100%???? "Suit: Cop Was Not Fit"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 1 He needed an extra large I bet. "66 Workers at Agency Had Records, Inquiry Finds"--headline, New York Times, May 3 Thre rest had lost their laptops. "Sarkozy, Royal Butt Heads in 'Bad-Tempered' Debate"--headline, Agence France-Presse, May 2 Did the Royal Butt heads win? "Wandering Dog Spray-Pai...
"Left-Handed Women Face Higher Risk of Death"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), May 2 Greater than 100%???? "Suit: Cop Was Not Fit"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 1 He needed an extra large I bet. "66 Workers at Agency Had Records, Inquiry Finds"--headline, New York Times, May 3 Thre rest had lost their laptops. "Sarkozy, Royal Butt Heads in 'Bad-Tempered' Debate"--headline, Agence France-Presse, May 2 Did the Royal Butt heads win? "Wandering Dog Spray-Pai...
"Alleged Harlem Rapist Said to Be Spotted"--headline, New York Sun, April 19 All spotted people are now yelling "profiling". "Keep Guns From the Insane: Obama"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, April 20 I have heard Obama called a lot of things, but insane? "Duck Loses Fourth Leg"--headline, Australian, April 20 Will he grow a fifth? "Shark-Eating Dino Fossil Found in Utah"--headline, Discovery News, April 20 If you had not eaten in 65 million years, you would e...
"Alleged Harlem Rapist Said to Be Spotted"--headline, New York Sun, April 19 All spotted people are now yelling "profiling". "Keep Guns From the Insane: Obama"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, April 20 I have heard Obama called a lot of things, but insane? "Duck Loses Fourth Leg"--headline, Australian, April 20 Will he grow a fifth? "Shark-Eating Dino Fossil Found in Utah"--headline, Discovery News, April 20 If you had not eaten in 65 million years, you would e...
"Experts Say It's Too Hard to Fall Over Accidentally"--headline, Nashua (N.H.) Telegraph, April 10 Gerald Ford never seemed to have a problem. "Study Reveals How Drunken Bats Sober Up"--headline, LiveScience.com, April 10 They look at the man in bed with them. "GM Puts Brakes on New Rear-Wheel Drive Vehicles"--headline, Detroit News, April 12 I am glad I did not buy any rear wheel drive GMs before that! "Armed Man Shot Across Street From CNN Center"--headline, CNN.com, ...
"Experts Say It's Too Hard to Fall Over Accidentally"--headline, Nashua (N.H.) Telegraph, April 10 Gerald Ford never seemed to have a problem. "Study Reveals How Drunken Bats Sober Up"--headline, LiveScience.com, April 10 They look at the man in bed with them. "GM Puts Brakes on New Rear-Wheel Drive Vehicles"--headline, Detroit News, April 12 I am glad I did not buy any rear wheel drive GMs before that! "Armed Man Shot Across Street From CNN Center"--headline, CNN.com, ...
"Dangerous Animals Ban Heads for Debate"--headline, Des Moines Register, March 29 Only Tails allowed to talk. "Pet Owners Likely to Get Little in Suits"--headline, Associated Press, April 1 Serves them right for trying to put those little suits on their pets! "WHO Says Organ Demand Outstrips Supply"--headline, Associated Press, April 30 Probably all the people waiting for an organ. A 2fer: "Swedish Couple Fights for Right to Name Their Baby 'Metallica' "--headline, Ass...